that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

https://jupirock.livejournal.com/ (NSFW)

 

Oh my God, I LOVED weepingcock! Any idea if it’s archived anywhere?

EDIT: Looks like it’s still up. I am a dunce. :P

 

yeah, it's still up. people just don't post much to it anymore.

 

me, describing these stories to my roommate: 'a cut very far above the usual weepingcock fare'

thank u for reminding me of this... whatever this is. I have ascended to another plane of ass-breasts, vagina holes, and lube that can be stuffed into places

 

Yes, I suppose it might. Also, your lifespan.

 

I saw a bumper sticker that said "eat pussy, it's organic" and it made me wonder. If you get plastic surgery on your hoo-ha, is it still organic?

 

"Warning, your cpu is beginning to undergo nuclear fusion. Prolonged use during this time may prove hazardous to the health of you, and those around you."

 

Remembering this comic.

 

Warning: Speedfan has attempted to store a floating point number in a space allocated for an integer. Your CPU has dropped below absolute zero. We need heating blankets, stat. Alternately, your CPU is on fire. It’s so incredibly on fire that you have died and so has your CPU. Welcome to the afterlife. Your computer will now shut down to prevent further damage.

 

snarry shitwon

 

tag urself i'm rarr dick

 

i’m wob wonkoz

 

Im writing a stupid self indulgent thing with a character who has turned out to be a fucking gold mine of one-liners and snappy comebacks. The most recent one was between him and a health-nut friend

Friend: have you thought about going paleo?
Character: seeing as my three favorite foods, in no particular order, are whiskey, chicken nuggets, and dick, no.

 

My alma matter continues to send me e-mails with subject lines that make me laugh.

 

"And this is where we keep the fire."

 

no, we keep the fire in california, duh