Out of context quotes thread

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The Buffy comics sure sound wild

 

@keltena And here I was, thinking it was related to this classic

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Spoiler: also not safe for anything

Fun fact, there’s actually a book called The Haunted Vagina. And yes, the title is literal.

 

“Now I regret cleaning.”
@Neurogabu

 

Other than that everything’s a ghost and they died in the civil war.

 

It was not normal public Peanut-Butter-Fucking, if there is such a thing.

 

Princesses, it seems, are tiny horribly resourceful bundles of hatred, teeth, and knives.

 

"Occasionally, sheep are like cats."

 

"What's creepy? That you had the same idea, or that the embodiments of the Mind could become twisted monsters? "

 

Please explain.

 

Clickbait translator suggestion: to amuse herself, this Norwegian mom thought of eight baby names that would be rejected according to baby name laws, mostly due to excessive swearing and punctuation. She is currently considering "Jan", and may even decide to leave out the quotes.

 

It proves that they are actually capable of learning stuff, though probably only stuff that's associated with bodily functions or sex.