Funny conversations!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Jul 27, 2017.

  1. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    The context for this convo is that my boyfriend’s mom is in town, he’s not out to her, i refuse to misgender him, he doesnt want to start a fight, and im grumpy because all that together means i dont get to see him until after work. Im totally down to fight his mom, and was telling discord about it

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  2. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    marzthekidToday at 12:10 AM
    Sounds like a bad setup for a joke
    Seth is that why you were asking my characters sexual preferences earlier
    SethrialToday at 12:11 AM
    ye
    marzthekidToday at 12:11 AM
    Hahaha
    Smooth
    SethrialToday at 12:11 AM
    i'm a queer woman. i like to know these things
    if all of your are straight it would bring the number of straight players across my three campaigns up to (counts real quick) five
    Skrub RexToday at 12:16 AM
    Lol well I think we are all straight, I know me and PJ are.
    well actually he could be bi for all I know
    At least we can all agree that women are hot right?
    SethrialToday at 12:21 AM
    women are kinda not my jam
    Skrub RexToday at 12:23 AM
    Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to assume anything. I'm not 100% aware of the proper definitions of all the genders or whatever. I just kind of think the best of people no matter who they are mostly
    SethrialToday at 12:26 AM
    lol
    idk which is funnier
    you attemting to relate to a possible lesbian by objectifying women or you backpeddling at max speed to 110% pc
    and btw i am definitely ragging on you for laughs rn
     
  3. Acey

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  4. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    I just began watching White Collar as my latest bedtime crime procedural. It makes up for the paucity of murders with the, erm, stunning visuals. Mercy me, that actor is attractive.

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  5. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    I was telling a story about crayons and bf was baffled by the fact that i pronounce it “cran.” This comversatiom followed.

    Bf: ok, so what do you drink to clean out your kidneys?
    Me: pomegranate juice
    Bf: what do you mix with the pom juice?
    Me: vodka?
    Bf: what else?
    Me: sprite??
    Bf: ffs, just say cranberry.
    Me: ...what?
    Bf: SAY CRANBERRY YOU FUCKER
    Me: oh. Crayonberry.
     
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  6. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    I actually find Neil Caffrey (character) more attractive than Matt Bomer (actor) himself (who, fun fact, graduated from the acting college at my university).
    Neil's everything is just A++
    Just wait to until you get to the episode where he sword fights, shirtless, for reasons :P
     
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  7. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    Reasons are my favorite thing.

    I completely dig this. Having been a stage technician I kind of assume meeting the actual person would probably be the same sort of experience as watching the Lord of the Rings extras and going "holy moly those actors sure are actors when they’re not acting".
     
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  8. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

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  9. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    Can confirm, I don't know why. But it was a thing I bore witness to all through middle and high school. Less in college but I also interacted with almost 0 boys in college so...
     
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  10. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    So fucking relatable
     
  11. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Idk fam. It felt like a pretty specific mood at the time, the desire to fight a middle aged texan woman while wearing a wedding dress
     
  12. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I fully intend to do that at my wedding if my future wife has a homophobic mom (or dad for that matter) tbh
     
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  13. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    I feel that feel every day. Except she's virginian not texan
     
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  14. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Kintsugi specific mood, I guess
     
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  15. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

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  16. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Me: do you want a chocolate hockey puck? (Lava cake)
    Lex: god yes
    Me: *eats one and mind wanders*
    Me: you know that thing my brain does?
    Lex, immediately: YES
    Me: *points to whats left of my lava cake* chocket hocket pocket
     
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  17. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    AJ: yeah the only thing I used tumblr for was porn and wallpapers. I have something like 12,000 wallpapers for my phone on my tumblr and 20,000 for my desktop, from the last twelve years of tumblring
    AJ: one of my friends says that's my autistic hobby. you know how autistic people have that one thing they obsess over
    me: AJ, babe, considering how I've known you for 7 years and this is the first time I've heard that you even know what tumblr is, this isn't your special interest
     
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  18. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    CodyCatToday at 2:45 PM
    asadfghjkl
    put some pants on anders!

    MirrorsToday at 2:45 PM
    never
    you can't make him
    MAGE FREEDOM MEANS MAGE FREEDOM

    CodyCatToday at 2:46 PM
    IT DOESN`T MEAN FREEDOM FROM PANTS! OTHER PEOPLE AREN´T FREE FROM PANTS EITHER!

    MirrorsToday at 2:46 PM
    FREEDOM FROM PANTS FOR EVERYONE

    CodyCatToday at 2:47 PM
    +----------- says ty
    who is free from pants

    MirrorsToday at 2:47 PM
    everyone

    CodyCatToday at 2:47 PM
    yes, including ty
    because he is a cat

    MirrorsToday at 2:47 PM
    quite
     
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  19. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Maddie: I've had bronchitis for the last five days. Thought I was over it today! Thought I was going to be able to play with you guys! You know what that was?
    Me: Hubris?
    Maddie: HUBRIS!
     
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  20. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Me while watching a video: I wish i had some edible paint.
    Me @ me: all paint is edible if you're not a coward
     
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