Out of context quotes thread

I mean, I could absolutely see a mummified cat being evidence in an Ace Attorney case...

 

I can see it now. Turnabout Pyramid, probably an Investigations case. Edgeworth is in Egypt for an international prosecutors' conference or something, and there's a recently unearthed tomb of a great pharaoh (who was famous for legal reforms that levied incredibly harsh penalties against criminals and has a punny name) making headlines. There's a running joke where people keep bringing up outlandish punishments he implemented for minor offenses. Kay, in true Kay fashion, is there for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and dragged Edgeworth with her to see the tomb so she could be a TOMB RAIDER, STEALING GLIMPSES OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS. Edgeworth stuffily insists he doesn't mind going because it's an important site in legal history and this trip could be very educational, especially about why you shouldn't do crime, KAY. And then because Edgeworth can't go anywhere without dead bodies dropping out of the rafters, a rather fresher corpse is found in the tomb than expected and people immediately start jumping to "IT'S THE PHARAOH'S CUUURSE" and blaming some random member of the excavation team for BRINGING DOWN THE PHARAOH'S WRATH and obviously Edgeworth can't not stick his nose in that.

 

...So like, do you have any idea how one might make an AAI fangame or...

(Seriously, I need this case in my life, it’s perfect!)

 

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There are a few decent visual novel engines out there that could probably do it.

 

"Recommended for people who hate feeling safe and like to live on the edge."

 

"Tomorrow:
> USE SWORD ON ROBOT "

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"And fuck Wednesdays in February especially hard."