Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    They look too soft what is his heathenry

    Like, that honest to god looks like a close relative to the milk roll, which is delicious in it sown right, but def closer to a pastry than a proper bread product.
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    they basically are savory milk rolls ime :P not Brötchen
     
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  3. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Pepperoni rolls are clearly the superior bread roll product. </state pride>
     
  4. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    That makes sense but is also like. entirely different from a Brötchen in so many ways.
     
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  5. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    wait wait wait back the fuck up

    Cinnamon rolls are soft???? My life is a lie

    Cinnamon swirls are surely crunchy and flaky puff pastry, with or without icing as desired (without is best)

    What are you people doing putting cinnamon paste in soft dough, does not compute
     
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  6. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    A cinnamon roll should be flaky and soft, with minimal crunch on the outside at most. The more crunch you have in a cinnamon roll, the more likely it is to be burnt. This is my very scientific opinion, based on surveys of Cinnabons throughout airports all across the US.
     
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  7. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i am an outlier and should not be counted bc hard crust and cronch bread hurt my misophonia but at least I accept I am a heathen of endless sin in a land of people with correct bread opinions :P
     
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  8. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    Wh - I don't even like cinnamon rolls like that and I am a little horrified at the idea of puff pastry ones. They should be slightly crisp on the exposed surfaces but soft and steamy on the inside, not like, flaky crunch. The perfect level of moist and soft, like... a good fresh pound cake only in a dough that can be rolled out into strips.

    Packaged honey buns, on the other hand, are the archetypical example of too soft bread product. It becomes a sticky gross paste and glues the mouth shut when chewed.
     
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  9. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    West Virginia?
     
  10. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Also bread should span a range of textures and crumbs and softnesses and hardnesses and the like.

    Sidenote: I saw a lot of non-hard bread in Leipzig? Is Leipzig just the heathen bastion of non-hard bread in Germany?
     
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Indeed.
     
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  12. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    Also, addendum: soft American sandwich bread is good for cheap nostalgia comfort sandwiches like fried bologna and grilled cheese. Bread that crunches on the outside is good for things like French dips and cinnamon toast. Bread with a hard crust is no good for serving with dinner because it can't be manipulated to get into crevices and properly soak up plate juices and what else are you gonna do with your meat grease and gravy and vegetable leavings?
     
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  13. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Puff pastry cinnamon swirls sound excellent. Zimtschnecke!!

    Like, poppy seed or hazelnut seit la are puff pastry, it's only good and right that a cinnamon swirl be made from the same stuff.

    I mean, germany is the official record holder of 'most kinds of bread' so it might indeed be an outlier.
     
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  14. devils-avocado

    devils-avocado tired and gay

    a freshly baked cinnamon roll should be a little cronchy on top, but when wrapped up and kept overnight they get a more uniform soft-roll texture. both of these are good Cinnamon Roll Experiences, ime

    a flaky pastry cinnamon roll sounds nice also but the sweet bread dough type is the kind I know and love (apparently if you use fruit instead of cinnamon sugar, it becomes a chelsea bun? cranberry orange chelsea buns are hella good)
     
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  15. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    Cinnamon rolls made with biscuit dough are also good. And cream cheese icing is a must.
     
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  16. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Fact which no one else can weigh in on but is still a fact: the worst cinnamon rolls are the ones my dad made.
     
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  17. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    contention: the worst cinnamon rolls have traitorous walnuts hiding in them for ultimate surprise Bad Cronch
     
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  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    You have clearly not had my dad's cinnamon rolls.
     
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  19. Queer Disaster

    Queer Disaster existing

    ....walnuts in cinnamon rolls sounds divine, but only if told of them first. i must have an aproximate mouth texture idea of things before i put them in my mouth. I agree tho, Surprise cronch is bad cronch
     
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  20. devils-avocado

    devils-avocado tired and gay

    even better: pecans in cinnamon buns. and no raisins. then it becomes a 'sticky bun', and ascends to perfection
     
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