Out of context quotes thread

i'm wondering what shade of purple amethyst's tramp stamp would be

 

My sibling, when I read that aloud: "...Well, obviously."

 

I'm very much inclined to agree.

headcanon: amethyst has the word "FUCK" tattooed just above her ass

 

This's like finding out Elvis ain't dead and he's been snorting coke in your bathroom for the last year and oh, by the way, he gave President Kennedy a love tap last time he was down Dallas way!

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"but before then i spent several minutes throwing grenades at an offscreen plant, hoping it was progression"

 

(in case you were wondering: it took Chaos Mode turning the gravity sideways to get to the plant, it was progression, and it's a good thing I saved just before breaking it because Chaos Mode promptly threw my character into out of bounds where they fell sideways into spikes in a different room)

 

Spoiler: also nsfw

 

Spoiler: nsfw reply

I'm guessing that's when you don't know what your genitals are until your pants are off.

 

Spoiler: context, nsfw discussion?

for given values of "pants," given transformers don't wear any, but yeah you're basically right. A Would You Fuck The Monster post must by nature include "does it even have recognizable genitalia" and unfortunately the answer in this case is We Just Don't Know.

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

I think there might be a man having sex with a ghost in that bush!