Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    I like bacon on burgers but those giant raw red onion slices are just evil.
     
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  2. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    You know what really makes a good burg (or honestly any similar sandwich) into a great one? Replace mayo with avacado. Its magical
     
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  3. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    see i thought that till i had avocados in georgia
     
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  4. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    What's wrong with avocados in Georgia?
    <- Has never been.
     
  5. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    late but, ideal burger toppings:
    bacon, pimento cheese, fried egg, lettuce, condiment mix of 3/4 ketchup and 1/4 mayo, part of ketchup-mayo mix put on the top bun and part left on the plate to dip in as you eat it. perfection.
     
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  6. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Flavorless abominations. Think like how peaches are in California. Californian peaches are the most depressing fucking thing. I had no idea why people liked peaches until I moved to Georgia and then I was like 'Oh. Oh my god. This is heavenly. YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN EATING FLAVORLESS MUSH FOR FUCKING YEARS AND THAT'S WHY I HATED THEM?'
     
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  7. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    No im worried to try apples or pears elsewhere
     
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  8. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Similar story: I never understood what the point of apricots was until I had some from the farmer's market in the town where a bunch of my second cousins live that's like 80% orchards by land area.
     
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  9. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I'm vaguely under the impression that apples transport better than a lot of softer fruit? I've never been in Apple Town during apple harvest season, but I haven't noticed a mind-blowing difference in quality between apples bought at a farm near my hometown and apples shipped in to the grocery store from across the continent.
     
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  10. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    true but considering how disappointing even the wrong local apple variety can be, do i trust them to choose the good ones?
     
  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Oh, yeah, variety is a whole 'nother kettle of fish. (I'm so glad Red Delicious is finally getting dropped by supermarket chains in the US.)
     
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  12. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    is it?

    thank fuck.
     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Yeah, apparently the main market for it these days is China, and that's not about flavor, it's about "red means happiness, so you give people red things to wish them happiness." Being red is about the only thing Red Delicious is really, really good at.
     
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  14. Queer Disaster

    Queer Disaster existing

    i actually do not like avocado unless it is in guac.
    plain avocado is really gross to me texture and flavour wise.
     
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  15. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Come to visit me in either of my other homes, New York state or Washington state! Both known for their apples. Pears grow well in WA too.
     
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  16. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Fried egg on hamburgers reminds me: one time my mom reheated some thin crust pizza for me and then decided a fried egg would balance how pizza tends to dry out. She was right! I wouldn't do it with a pizza with a regular crust, though.
     
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  17. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    i think part of it is because i’m prone to b12 deficiency, so i end up craving red meat...a lot....but a big medium rare or rare steak with a nice sear on the outside? oh my god.

    i went to a hibachi grill once, and the steak was chopped into these little pieces so each one had this fantastic sear on the outside but was still rare, and it changed who i am as a person. it was so good.

    i love seafood too, so i usually order the surf and turf if i’m at a place where they have that. [miley cirus voice:] the beeeeest of both worlds
     
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  18. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    I've lived within like two hours of the coast my entire life so I got spoiled and I refuse to eat seafood if there's not an ocean it could have plausibly come from within a three hour drive.

    I definitely like steak better when it's cut into strips or cubes and then cooked than A Whole Steak, because it means more seasoning and sear flavor. The one exception to this is filet.
     
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  19. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    I like it better in cubes because I'm a lazy asshole who hates cutting his food at the table and who also believes that chopsticks are the truest of all eating implements. Right up there with spoons.
     
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  20. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    After living alone for a bit I started cutting everything up into bite sized before putting it on the plate or taking it to where i am gonna eat it. Much easier.
     
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