Animal Mafia: MAFIA WINS!

Alright, everyone stand by for y'alls assignments!

 

Everyone has received their assignments! Good luck and have fun, everybody!

Also, do NOT copy-paste anything whatsoever from your assignment PMs.

 

To get things started...

*tosses a chunk of meat into the ring for the villagers to nom*

 

But this villager is a vegetarian. WHAT IF THE MEAT WAS MY FRIEND.

Ahem. I am totally helping here. All games need pathos, right.

 

*is Cheetah*
starts picking at the meat.

(Am I doing this right?)

 

Yes. Y'all are doing it right. Now the other 9 of y'all need to make yourselves known and start wondering about what happened to your friend the lion.

 

*shrugs at albedo*
Your friend is now meet then. *raises eyebrow*
*looks around for lion* alas they are dead!

 

You heartless carnivore. I will go over here and eat leaves. As giraffes are wont to do. :| While worrying about my fate in this carnivorous land.

Alas, poor lion! Maybe an evil lion pushed him off a cliff.

 

I am merely who society dictates I must be, mom ami.

Or perhaps a giraffe kicked him in the head, that is what giraffes do, non.

(Spent too much time on tumblr because I now think that if I was there I would be yelled at for making cheetah as she is)

 

Are you a French cheetah? Who ever heard of a French cheetah?

Indeed, that sounds.......... SUSPICIOUS.

(Heh, probably so. I'm just enjoying the melodrama inherent in Mafia; I miss acting. XD)

 

That does tend to happen in succession crises. Of course, some of the lesser herbivores without my magnificent girth, ferocious teeth and semi-aquatic nature would also have motive for murder.

Any evidence on the body, or should we just start accusing each other randomly and see who panics?

 

A hippopotamus I presume. *sneers, puts on horn rimmed glasses*

I would not eat you, you are too... *turns away*

((Poor cheetah, afraid of the hippo :D))

 

Too mighty, yes. I appreciate your well-considered respect, friend cheetah.

 

*huffs*
*ruffles fur*

 

*continues eating leaves, faaar away from the water*

So, if the lion is dead... who will be our new king?

 

That'sssssss a good quessssssstion

 

WHY IS EVERYONE A CARNIVORE. I'M FEELING VERY ATTACKED HERE.

 

You wrong me, friend giraffe. I am not generally in the habit of eating meat.

I welcome your arrival, friend snake. We need all the respectable, upstanding members of our community here to properly discuss and attend to the matter of our dearly departed monarch's demise.

 

cherie you are a GIRAFFE.

 

Generally. This is not reassuring. :|

A FRIENDLY, LEAF-EATING GIRAFFE. UNLIKE YOU PEOPLE.