Out of context quotes thread

Yes you have your family, and they're awesome, but now you're part of ours too. The Furbies like you. The Furbies know.

 

“Sure, everyone can be the lost daughter of an ancient Tsar. Why not? That won’t be suspicious at all.”

 

"make grenades throw fronkeys instead"

 

Spoiler: nsfw i guess

 

@IvyLB:

 

With a good enough blender and enough stubborn pressing of buttons, anything can be liquid, whether or not it should be

 

“His pillow talk is very effective. It could solve all sorts of international problems. Providing the nations involved were willing to get into bed with him.”

 

"bop
invalid birb in packaging area"

 

all birbs are valid

 

I am but a simple robot, please attach "then"s to all "if" statements

 

One of my teachers had this entire spiel about how an “if” can exist perfectly fine without an “else” (eg, you’re doing a program that takes people’s personal information for some reason, and maybe if it happens to be their birthday you print an extra message congratulating them; you have no special instructions to do anything for unbirthdays because you’re not any sort of hatter), but the “then” is kinda important. (We were using python though so “then” was implied by indentation.)

 

"the funeral dirge space jam"

"why did micheal jorkson fire a gun with his leg"

"look at the B-balls on that spider"

"his face is a basketball the beak is the least of his problems"

"one nation under chicken fry"

"this is devil, outdated t-rex, barkley"

"did he just clip his head into the floor to attack with breakdancing???"

"why would RADAR be relevant in a MELEE, a MELEE where everyone has EYES"

"Negative BBall Protons"


all of these are from the calfire relief stream, all relating to the same game. and just the last few fights of that game.

there was 50 entire minutes of...that

 

"You may have noticed we have something like a Geiger counter. Except instead of radiation, it measures sugar."