Out of context quotes thread

"He had to fuse a basketball to his face."

"You may notice he's using a soccer ball, that's because basketballs are illegal."

 

"what is this, it's a face and a sock and it spews ms paint spraypaint effects as an attack???"

 

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically.

 

@coldstars

 

It's a place where the answer to every question really is "Giant Frog".

 

"regular jump still exists"

 

"french kissed a burnt dead cow and now I can sleep"

 

Apparently vaping makes you levitate now.

 

Spoiler: making it worse

 

i think you mean better

Spoiler: i'm helping!

 

Hey how can i sue you two for damage to my optical nerves?

 

You can’t, it’s too late! We’re escaping from above,

 

To make it even better/worse, that quote came from the call at the top of the screen there. On the other end of the line was my bff, who has never read a single Homestuck in her entire life, who had put up with my horseshit for an hour and a half in that call alone.