Out of context quotes thread

For a second I couldn't tell the point of that screenshot, and then I remembered that the sbahj theme is not actually the default and most people don't use it

just me

i haven't kept it sweet bro and hella jeffless for years

 

It’s my default too. Every time someone posts a screenshot without it I get confused.

 

"Tell me this is not the face of a man who’d try to fight an outbreak of lycanthropy with corn flakes."

 

I need to know context for this.

 

"and tmack’s inability to remember that trees don’t exist"

 

"evil haiku bot seconding the get-well note."

"left-handed lemon"

"And that’s how Horrible Histories and all mentions of the Aztecs were banned from my school."

"it is not…traditional…fire"

"sleep is a friendly man who murders me every night and resurrects me the next morning"

"Enormous Sibling is viewing you"

“hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?”

 

"Warning.
Please be aware that this game contains the following romance options:

• Men.
  
• Women.
  
• Goatman.
  
• Ten million crows.
  
• An oil rig."

 

Spoiler: Not Safe For Work/Sanity

A prisoner can automatically hide a flamethrower, dangerous riot laser, EMP gun or combat shotgun up their ass, no contest.

 

The struggle not to make Umineko jokes is real.