Out of context quotes thread

"someone draw Dragon Molly with a hoard of pancreases"

 

"the stalagmite is geometry??"

 

"can u bash the front by minions to get over ledge?"

"alternatively: one axis chaotic, and one axis loud"

"the frog is taking its revenge"

"does it just die the moment it touches crushers in any way?"

 

Wait, really ? From talking to @Chiomi, I assumed that was like 70% of the point of grad school.

 

"i think the frog has had enough revenge"

 

"LOST A BET. NOW I HAVE TO USE THIS RISK-TAKING OWL STATUE THAT TELLS YOU WHICH DIRECTION IS NORTH WHENEVER YOU FALL ASLEEP"

"I’VE NEVER WON A FIGHT BEFORE, BUT HOW CAN I LOSE IF I USE THIS HUMAN-SKINNED CANTEEN THAT TAKES AWAY ALL OF YOUR COMMON SENSE WHENEVER YOU’RE NOT WEARING PANTS"

"I’VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF THIS NEARLY WEIGHTLESS BEDROLL THAT BECOMES AN EXTRA, FULLY CONTROLLABLE, PROSTHETIC LIMB WHENEVER MAGIC DOESN'T ATTEMPT TO AFFECT IT (JEALOUS!)"

fullcaps is context's formatting

 

"the wall is an invisible teleporter??"