MY FRIENDS ARE MY SHOWER [Kingdom Hearts]

Mm, baby and current me just doesn't usually care for het whoops.

I just love looking back on fandom arguments like.. how far we've come.. remember when people insisted fangirls were being dumb for projecting emotions on these emotionless villains even though there was a game out in which a character, with no one else around, laughs to himself and says 'i'm enjoying this' in shock
yeah definitely no emotions here nope nada

nothing has felt as good as that day in 2012 when it came out that Xemnas directly says to Sora that yes, nobodies did actually have hearts.

 

Oh my god. It was 2012. I suddenly feel the oldest I have ever been.
And I....never actively shipped het but I usually have to find a reason to h a t e a ship. Like I am fine with all Xion ahips as long as she’s happy I ship Xion/joy and also Namine but mostly joy. But there are a few that just. Piss me off. Axel/Larxene being one, although I am pretty sure that at least 3/4s of the fandom thesedays are in agreement that Axel’s gay af so you don’t really see that anymore. Roxas/Namine is another bc. They’re basically children.
....Ok thats a lie I do ship Terra/Aqua bc that was Baby Me’s First Femdom Ship

 

He did???

(I'll admit I've given up trying to keep track of the plot of KH, but that sounds Important and Heartening)

 

I’m torn between being sad that I missed all of this silly horseshit and being relieved that I entered the kh fandom at a slightly more enlightened time

I’m an inveterate polyshipper when it comes to kingdom hearts. I hate the thought of two members of either the destiny trio or the seasalt trio without their third, it’s just too sad to think of one of them getting lost or left behind again ;_; Also I do ship terraqua but the kh pool noodle of my heart is aqua/cinderella

 

whole cutscene is a+ kh feels, but relevant diaglogue starts around 4:20

 

Yeah, edgelord baby me always thought he fuckin' hated her. Not even remotely pitch-ways either - I always read his reactions whenever she touched him as total disgust.

Is Axel gay or is Larxene just a reprehensible bitch? Dicuss in the following essay.

 

Holy shit, today on Things I Never Knew I Wanted >//////<

I don't suppose there's any fic recs to go with this revelation?

 

I
Fucking
Wish
Unfortunately, it was just in the theatre of my baby imagination.

 

HI DEMYX HI DEMYX HIIIIII

 

Spoiler: For the above trailer

TERRA!!!!!!

Bloody hell, that's Demyx norted too. Interesting that he was down on himself, too - the Demyx we know never gave a shit about pulling his weight. Is that an effect of Xe's shadow?

Also I still wanna know what it means that the only other former nobody - besides Axel and the others who showed up in DDD - we've seen so far in the promo material who's retained their original eye colour is Marluxia of all people. Is he gonna be an ally???

 

HI DEMYX HI DEMYX HI DEMYX HI HI DEMYXXXXXXXXXX

 

Spoiler: trailer

I’m guessing that yeah, amplification of negative emotions is a side effect of having a heart that only contains darkness. I’m guessing he doesn’t enjoy music as much as he did before either. Poor boy :(

Looks like Even is trying to convince him to come over to the light side, which is interesting. I’d been hoping that we’d see more interactions between former Org XIII members!

 

Spoiler: moree

clearly, they should have had his boyfriend ienzo having this talk with him

aaaaa i'm just so excited for more Org interactions and just. more Org!!! aaaaaaa. my babieessss. i really want demyx to end up properly back to his somebody self ;3; my bby deserves better

(also does this mean aNOTHER INFURIATING DEMYX BOSS BATTLE THO??? :DDDD )

 

Spoiler

I don’t ship zemyx but I do love ienzo almost as much as I love demyx (or would he be myde now? Has he got a confirmed real name?) so I would also love to see that conversation :’)

 

There’s a new designer line of merch! It’s almost as cool as its expensive.

 

Damn, I love that Axel sweater

 

Winnie the Pooh is being scrubbed out of promo images in China

 

because I don't think I've shared it yet, here's my favorite track off of Project Destati's Darkness album:


every song on that album is amazing but this one is about my favorite character and it gets his story PERFECTLY right

 

I'M NOT READY.