that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

My toddler cousin got to do the first jack-o-lantern thing he’s probably been old enough to participate in. When his mom lit the candle he sang happy birthday to the pumpkin.

 

http://antivancharmer.tumblr.com/post/179341648271/eyesoftirnoch-ethersaga-unmute-this-now-when
How I imagine just about everyone on this thread^

 

thenk u biology for my life

 

MEANWHILE IN CALIFORNIA

 

I tried to draw the yee dinosaur

Spoiler: Y e e

 

Yes I do

 

god fuck, my friend and i were driving out of town to the border and there was this sign that we saw last time and it made us lmao again, it just says WANT BIGGER FISH? ONTARIO FISH .CA or some other url

and my brain always interprets it as one of those spammy "want a bigger p3n15? Click here now!!!!!" emails

or as my friend put it, MEET HOT SINGLE FISH IN YOUR AREA

 

Tfw you go with your mom to a vitamin/essential oils store and you wander into the book section only to find this:

 

If cats are sexy, Deihl suggests, it is perhaps not because of their inherent cat traits, such as vomiting with alarming frequency, but because witches are sexy

 

That was certainly a Thing I just read

 

I feel like Bertie Wooster tried to teach me about noodles.

(source)

 

Me: *Rings doorbell to get customer signature*
People: *inside, good chance signature will occur*
Me: *waits*
Some young tween: *Smushes face to the glass of the door looking directly at me* Agh! God! It's PEOPLE!
Me: *almost sobbing with laughter when adult human answers the door*

 

I found this picture on @BunjyWunjy's tumblr so I did a reverse image search and was not disappointed to read about Jin Jin's unfortunate haircut and to see this head-on view

 

This is dumb but also I love it

 

A mostly serious whumpfic with a good smattering of comic relief, including Azog's torture dungeon containing (though it wasn't actually used as a torture implement) a "comfy chair".

 

Meanwhile, in Russia:

 

Extremely NSFW text, references to FFA in-jokes, hilarious.

 

(It occurs to me belatedly that this is probably funnier if I explain the in-joke, which is an infamous anon who, in a discussion of Thor: Ragnarok, responded to a comment about the Grandmaster having an orgy ship with "So does Darth Vader, no one calls him hypersexual." This, naturally, became a meme almost immediately. It is unclear if they ever learned what the word meant. (FFA wiki page with relevant links and MS Paint masterpiece of said ship; low level of SFWness one might expect from that))

 

This video, which I adore so much.