Out of context quotes thread

"it's not a problem because he has lots of birds"

 

Hallucinations of sheep and/or giraffes are normal. Giant screaming vortexes are probably not normal, but there's nothing we can do. Do not feed the vortexes.

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

"an odd pornographic trust fall"

"He fell in love with his wacky parasite like a dumbass."

 

nobody will remember pathetic attempts at swank. everyone will remember peeing in a room full of headless barbies. much as they may try to forget.

 

Bold of you to assume those corvids aren’t also offering mystical gifts.

 

"Starscream dressed a pole dancer"

 

that's an image i never knew i needed in my head and yet here i am now. enjoying it.

 

"Don't make me vampire into the past of shapes"

 

If Lady Gaga is proof we're living in a distopian cyberpunk future, Kesha is proof that it's low budget.

 

If I had a dollar for every naked Erik we get…. no, honestly, you couldn’t pay me to deal with the naked Eriks. They are the biggest pita.

 

"Gotta turn this mouse off because it's interfering with my dank controller support"

 

"And then you won't need to salt your soup. Because the pumpkin seeds will do it for you."

 

"Save us from the macarena zombies"