Out of context quotes thread

An idiot talking about unconventional methods of healing in D&D, involving manifesting a disease as a giant cursed frog, which you then fight. Apparently he was unaware that undead are immune to disease.

 

@Pumpkageist: bc we all know guzma is a literal puppet w/ stuffing and lil sticks moving his arms around

 

I wouldn't really characterize it that way. It's one of Prokopetz's Inadvisable DnD Ideas posts, and there's nothing to indicate the frogs are dangerous because of anything related to the disease and not just because they are very large and very angry giant animals.

 

"in the map's defense keystone logic is hard"

 

The power of Claire’s compels you!

 

"Maybe because nothing could be quite as bad as having to listen to a man crunch his way through an entire bivalve and then swallow."

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

To this day, however, I really can’t tell you what happens in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy… other than it has something to do with men so profoundly closeted that they just have to destroy the Soviet Union.

 

Isn't that basically every John le Carre novel?

 

@Pumpkageist: they tricc
@Pumpkageist: but they also treet

 

I want to know more about the penis controller

 

"Power your computer with a volcano."