Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

Not even a really floppy one?

 

That wouldn't really be a mummy anymore, it'd be, like, human beef jerky.

 

What if u insert a frame in there

 

that just sounds like it would make a very irritable mannequin.

 

Nobody complains when skeletons move around without muscles, but oh, the muscles want to walk around without bones in, now we have a problem.

Buncha calcium fascists is what it is.

 

Took this walking home from work at midnight on halloween.


[Edit:] for reference the light is from a lamp post

 

What about zombies though? Id think they would keep going no matter whats removed as long as it isnt the brain

 

Here's the new lunar mythology everybody

Heron who eats/holds the moon in the sky

 

@seebs, have you read The Night Watch?

 

I have to share this conversation my sister and dad just had. A bit of context my sister is completely tone deaf and she knows it. She likes to try and sing as out of tune and as much like a screaming kid as possible because she thinks its funny.

Dad: You'll have to be careful singing the national anthem
Sister: Why's that?
Me: (thinking oh here we go time to get get ready for more of dad's idiotic political stuff)
Dad: Because that would just be butchering it and you can't do that.
Sister: Hey!

I laughed so hard at this since it wasn't what I was expecting at all.

 

I recognize that guy! That’s the guy who wrote the funniest paper about the security community’s batshit priorities that I have ever read. Highly recommend giving it a go even if you’re not personally fed up with feeling inadequate about passwords.

 

From that article:

The first time I encountered “considered harmful” and a band of true believers I was deeply bewildered. Like, yeah. I see the reasoning. Goto is a powerful spaghetti enabler. But on the other hand the computer is going to need to jump, and we are just gonna have to live with that unless we plan to wrap the chassis in caution tape call it a bad job.

 

I saw a fictional version of BASIC that had a COME FROM statement...

 

Holy shit the boss babies drink baby special formula that keeps them babies forever holy fucking shit

(Being subjected to boss baby)

 

This is so peaceful

 

... so, squidward is some shade of green, right??? Because google says hes light turquoise and cyan. But, hes not? He's green.

 

no he´s turquoise.

 

I always perceived him as a very desaturated teal, but if pressed I'd call it more aqua than anything else

 

I. Thats. But. Hes green.

Hes green hes green hes like seafoam green i swear to god