Back on my bullshit

if anything gets moved over here it's gonna be by quoting bc it will take me Days to go through my yollerin hole, but here's an Excited yollerin hole

 

aaaaaaaaaaand we are go, Excite Yoller/shitposting/etc goes here now

 

this author is decent at suspense and is apparently the only one writing longfic I can stand in this fandom, but they keep trying to write abuse and ending up with these weird inhuman caricatures and it's a little :/

 

tfw something is tagged "longfic" but it's barely 6k words

 

"action-adventure" you had one fight scene and 5k of dialogue, that's hardly action

 

king camoran is still entertaining as hell
what is Aldmeri pride compared to "[Naemon]'s the one who seems to have the entire Elden Tree lodged up his flue. I can say that. I'm the king >:)"

 

dorian slamming into the war room like the dramatic bitch he is
ghilan, half a second away from reflexively punching and/or staff-slapping him: whomst the fuck

 

every time I see someone bitching about all-seed diets being unhealthy for all birds I just want to yell PIGEONS

 

I have the sinking suspicion that we're overscheduled today and underscheduled for tomorrow, and I'm going to get a call at some ungodly hour of the morning asking me to come in

 

thinking about that "zenyatta's heal orbs are supposed to be morale boosting" thing
and my brain coughs up @genji "fucking superb you funky little anime man"

 

got flour in my soda

MISTAKE

 

>2000 words!
alright, that's readably long, let's look--
>spread over 5 chapters!


don't get me wrong, people can write what they want, but that's..... less than 500 words a chapter. That's like two paragraphs a chapter. what the shit

 

I actually think this armor suits Ghilan quite well, without even having to fuss with dye at skyhold


(light armor of the dragon in 2x everknit wool and viridium)

 

ohhh that's cute!

 

ghilan: heated academic debate over whether "-len" on its own means 'child' or whether heavy association with the more familiar "da'len" has contaminated the translation of other phrases including the suffix