And Arguus(?) talks to/through computers, does that make him JARVIS? Edit: Or would that be Galley? Galley the really cranky JARVIS if JARVIS had a thing for porn and explosions.
... and she kills people. and then you've got bel whom murf has a genuine black crush on, but he doesn't want to ruin the friendship, so he pines a little, in his murfeyish way. he just has a habit of getting involved with these larger-than-life bird-themed trolls. :D
Possibly Galley is what happens if Ultron mellows out a little and decides to hang around heckling the heroes, eating their food and reading weird porn.
Um. Aren't lieutenant commanders addressed as "Commander" not "Lieutenant" when you shorten their titles? *reads too much military sci-fi*
*does the flaily yay-Pancho's-here isn't-she-just-the-badassest dance* (she's totally Peggy Carter. I love it.)
I love Pancho. I love Pancho so much she kicks so much ass. Like, I would legit go flushed-over-heels for her, what a badass lovely lady.
PANCHO!!! *heart eyes* At this rate the Sunslammer is going to collapse in on itself and become a black hole of AWESOME due to sheer mass of the collective badassery of its present staff. (Also I lol'd at the Staff Made Easy bit, I need to find one of those in Navy flavor for Husband)
Spoiler Erksin, bless your heart baby this will be true all your life, no matter what universe you're in. Its why we love you you absolute disaster. OHSHITFEELS.jpg Bel is so pure. Hes a defender right down to the last brittle drop of him. He really thinks he and everyone he cares about are going to die hideously and mad and he fUCKING APOLOGIZES TO GALLEY. I cant. Beeeeelllllll. I need to fanart. And pancho. JESUS HOLD ME Pancho. Speaking of motherfucking warrior goddesses. I am the banhammer indeed. I would pay cash monies to see pancho and lainey blackmacking. They would annoy the shit out of each other and it would be glorious.
On a technical note, im really enjoying the way bel is being written right now. The way its both poetry and incoherance, and pared so far down. Really elegant prose.
seconding @Lissiel. also attention span of a slice of cheese edit to add: just caught up again. and. oh my god i'm gonna die of feels. whyyyyyyyyyy
