Out of context quotes thread

I love it when Goku goes super salsa.

 

I'm imagining his hair spikes turning into nachos.

 

You don't know what adventure is until you have seen a pose of otyugh clerics and paladins charging the ghoul colony that has forbidden to them the catacombs under the graveyards for decades but not for long anymore, brandishing an ear of corn as holy symbol...

 

giratina was imprisoned for hugging crimes

 

trying as much as they can to reconcile their general goodness, playful character and complete innocuity, and the constant voice in their head telling them they are 7 size categories bigger and that everything they see is either property or combustible.

 

One fellow wanted to get married, but was way too shy to court any women. He went into the woods and whispered very quietly if any ladies who might be listening might want to marry him. Turns out, there was a snake in the grass nearby, and she thought he didn't look too shabby, so.

 

Gotta be honest here, now I want a giant acid-filled vase that runs down dungeon corridors hunting adventurers, with the skeletons of its previous victims poking out the top like flowers.

 

"I know a faster way up."

"And I know a faster way down." He points over the edge of the cliff. "Doesn't mean it's a good idea."

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"the menorah can only hold hardcovers"