clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

I can't technically be a Part of the gang because bi but I can provide logistical support and such.

 

your support is valuable and v much appreciated

 

so my vent is 100% Bitching now but here is a thing i said in there that is mildly funny

Spoiler: weed

sometimes self-care is smoking weed behind the convention center and turning ur headphones up all the way

 

that resulted in me having the funniest thought

sometimes a family is you, two rocks, two smaller rocks stacked on top of each other, and your dad who lives in his van

 

This is up there with “gay space rocks and smol bellybutton child show” as one of the most fitting descriptions of SU ever

 

woke up this morning, rolled over, rolled right into my nightstand and smacked my forehead on it :/

 

i’m fine, don’t worry (there was a slight knot but it’s already gone, and no bruising that i can see—i didn’t hit it all that hard), but it was uh...i can think of better ways to start the day is all i’m sayin

 

funny story from yesterday: i bought one of the fancy cool face masks (bc i have a cough and didn’t wanna infect people...shoulda bought it on friday but oh well), and i was chillin’ on the floor listening to music, and i was kinda hungry so i pulled out my bag of bugles and proceeded to shove one into the face mask bc i somehow forgot i was wearing it.

i am still inordinately amused by this.

 

here is a pic of the face mask in question btw! they only had black and hot pink and i thought the pink one was cuter so i got that. (if only they’d had purble but oh well, pink is also extremely nice)

the only bummer is that it makes my glasses fog up :P

 

so this is the best comment i’ve ever gotten tbh

 

today’s song: i’ve got a match!

(warning, v sad)

 

who killed amanda palmer is such a good album

so is artificial heart by joco

music Good

 

Spoiler: pearlrose

an incomplete list of Songs That Give Off Big PearlRose Energy

• the last of the real ones by fall out boy
• pulled down the stars by jonathan coulton
• cassiopeia by shabutie
• dark paradise by lana del rey
• the bed song by amanda palmer
• separate list for tmbg songs bc i have a Lot
  • i am a ring
  • museum of idiots
  • unforgotten
  • maybe i know is a cover but it fits okay

 

i wanna make a pearlmethyst playlist so bad but...no ideas...the list of bands i listen to is somewhere in this thread?

 

literally the only song i can think of for pearlmethyst is pet name by tmbg

 

tbh it probably doesn’t help that there are a LOT of directions that ship could go and i love literally all of them :P maybe i could make one for Happy Wholesome Pearlmethyst and one for Spicy Trashfire Pearlmethyst??

 

why does the poop emoji have a fucking FACE

 

I am totally willing to help come up with ideas, I love pearlmethyst with all my pearl heart

 

PLS...

 

is it ok if it waits until later tho