that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Im a fan of the accusatory tone of "so they tell me you can read"

 

"Please Don't Talk About The Moon Like That" is clearly from the A:TLA soundtrack.

 

"When asked about being able to discern the difference in feet, the user told Vice "Because we can’t dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasn’t a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasn’t her feet.""

We live in the most baffling timeline.

 

Remembering there's a line in one of the Redwall books about the evil pirates singing violent battle songs while dancing a hornpipe. Somehow I'm having trouble picturing this as being very frightening, no matter what they're singing.

 

Watching The Looney Tunes Show and the possible social commentary in Daffy's idea of celebrating Columbus Day by releasing dozens of rats all over the neighbourhood.

 

sometimes i turn to my friend and just yell 'IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PAAAAAAASTUUUUUUH'

(i have no context for any of this, every frame is a revelation)

 

Uniqlo copy rewritten

 

Tag yourself, I'm "Are You My Boyfriend? (That's Cold, Dave)"

 

This isn't even that funny but Spotify fucked up and a different cover was posted on the mbmbam podcast and I can't stop giggling:

 

i once went to a steak n shake in st. louis that took a full 2 hours to get me the milkshake i ordered

 

Facebook is very bad at showing me things I'd buy, but not half bad at showing me ads I find hilarious.

 

I've only been to steak and shake once and the food was room temperature and the shakes were nearly completely melted. We waited an hour for that iirc

ETA it was in Texas, kinda leading me to believe steak and shakes are probably universally terrible

 

what even is that? a... neck pillow? shaped like a hug?

 

It's called "the original boyfriend muscle man arm plush body pillow" and can be yours for the low low cost of $56.99

 

I’m gonna be honest it looks comfy as hell and I kind of want it

 

This FFA thread. My face hurts from laughing so hard. Bonus sequel fic thread.