clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

no i get what u mean

 

good :D

(when i move out i totally wanna get a baby cactus or something. a Plant Friend)

 

i need to catch up on bojack horseman but let it be known that i fully intend to name Hypothetical Future Cactus "prickly muffin" as a reference to that show

 

JESUS it's pouring out

 

MY DAD SURPRISED ME WITH LEGGINGS FROM COSTCO

both solid color and p basic—one black pair and one gray pair—but i like having plain leggings too! and they are V Comf and fit PERFECTLY...i’m so glad ;u;

 

my basic Default Outfit Style these days for cool weather: thick leggings, miniskirt or shorts over them, bootes, t-shirt or tank top, flannel, possibly hoodie (either in place of or in addition to flannel), warm hat

if in the mood for makeup, pair with a bold lip color, mascara, and eyeliner on the lower lids

 

BLEACHIN’ MY HAIRRRRRR

 

hair mostly came out well! there were a few stubborn bits that would not bleach fully, but mostly it worked really well—mad props to @KingStarscream for the bleach rec!

will post pics when i’ve bathed and conditioned my hair, it’s a bit of a frizzy disaster rn

 

today’s song: kiss me, son of god!

(using this vid bc it basically is a song about trump’s presidency...even though it was released in 1988. psychic johns)

 

it’s supposed to rain even harder today jfc

we got over THREE INCHES of rain YESTERDAY

like...we DO need it but. it’s a Lot at once

 

Geez what’s Lapis up to?

 

Honestly I’m mostly relating to her comment about weather being “confusing and alarming” rn.

(Also my gf has been in a snowstorm and we mutually agreed that someone must’ve REALLY pissed Storm off. :P)

 

boozy milkshakes are a gift from God Himself and i need to get downtown SUPER early for my next shift solely so i can have one of those and a Tastey Borger


edit: they’re not boozy enough to get me at all inebriated, i’d be working sober so don’t worry!

 

FUCK OF A SHIT I CUT MY WRIST ON A BROKEN GLASS WHILE DOING DISHES.

It’s not a bad cut and it’s not near any major veins but UGH

 

rn in tmbs (They Might Be Shitposting): there is only one correct answer to the question “what’s ur fave tmbg album,” and that answer is john henry

 

to be fair, though, John Henry IS the best album of all time

 

(i should belatedly clarify that the whole thing is a joke. it’s still true but other people can have other opinions)

 

pictured: an actual text i sent my own mother

 

today’s song, in honor of the wonderful discovery that i listened to it a total of 1893 times last year: the communists have the music!

 

bonus Fun Fact: i listened to all time what over 3k times last year but it was also released in early january and communists was released MUCH later in the year