Fic quotes for the soul

TheSeer · Jan 25, 2019 at 3:17 AM

Uraraka looks curiously at Katsuki. “So how many aprons have you exploded, Bakugou?”

“A perfectly normal fucking number.”

“So...over or under a dozen?”

Katsuki decides not to dignify her with a response. He is a mature, responsible person who has definitely not made thirteen aprons explode.
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vuatson · Jan 29, 2019 at 11:21 AM

“I’m an adult man, Mob,” says Reigen, more loudly still. “And the wonderful thing about being an adult man is that if I want to go to sleep alone and fully dressed while embracing a briefcase full of money, then I can. That’s my right, as an adult man. That’s something you can look forward to, when you’re an adult man.”
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Loq · Jan 30, 2019 at 6:29 AM

From the Commander of the Grey, Hero of bloody Ferelden.

To Anders, of Calenhad Circle, of the Grey Wardens of Amaranthine, lately of fucking Kirkwall:

What the fuck.

I thought we were friends. I would never explode anything without you.

Please advise,

Mahariel.

P.S: Would explode something with you again.
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ChelG · Feb 1, 2019 at 4:56 PM

“I mean, it’s a gateway swear- one minute you’re calling somebody a huge bitch, and the next you’re showing people your stabs and calling every bar a speakeasy-”
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Morgan Jae · Feb 1, 2019 at 5:12 PM

TheSeer said: ↑

Uraraka looks curiously at Katsuki. “So how many aprons have you exploded, Bakugou?”

“A perfectly normal fucking number.”

“So...over or under a dozen?”

Katsuki decides not to dignify her with a response. He is a mature, responsible person who has definitely not made thirteen aprons explode.
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late, but what fic is this from?

TheSeer · Feb 1, 2019 at 6:59 PM

Morgan Jae said: ↑

late, but what fic is this from?
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*looks it up again*

It is from "Come @ Me Bro", the second in this series.

ChelG · Feb 8, 2019 at 8:38 PM

- the voice in his head told Muzluk that hurting Bur-kesh was a very good thing and that he should keep right on doing it. It had never instructed him quite so explicitly before, and the shock of registering that brought Muzluk – somewhat – back to himself. Appalled, he managed to pull away. This was not what he had intended at all. The voice said –

The voice in my head, Muzluk thought, wretchedly. He wasn't even properly sure there was a voice in his head. He couldn't tell where his own self ended and the voice began, if it began at all, if they weren't just different aspects of one dreadful, horrid, twisted whole, an entity that walked around and ate and drank and slept and shat and called itself 'Muzluk,' and got ideas above its station.
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ChelG · Feb 14, 2019 at 7:40 PM

A very small section of the APH nations' meeting expenses:

$550,000 for long distance phone calls

$300,000 for pornography

$20,000 for tweezers

$1.50 for gum

...and the list went on.
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Codeless · Feb 17, 2019 at 6:18 AM

Well, you are my patient now, so no blood magic or virgin sacrifices allowed.”
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Loq · Feb 23, 2019 at 5:28 AM

“Raising the dead, with a minor in bullshit.”
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Loq · Feb 23, 2019

Michael very calmly does not drown himself in the sink.
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He doesn’t need to make Jeremy cry to have fantastic sex, anyway.

--

It turns out that making Jeremy cry is an unfortunate but inevitable byproduct of having fantastic sex.
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Loq · Feb 24, 2019

“I like Jeremy," Jake announced, bursting into his and Rich’s shared kitchen.

“Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know.”
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“You’re suffering from acute disaster-pansexual-itis. Stage five, uncurable. Suffer.”
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ChelG · Mar 1, 2019 at 6:45 AM

From a work I'm beta-ing for a pal:

"When we run out of fish in the sea," you pontificate, "the saying 'there's always more fish in the sea' is going to be cruelly ironic."

"No more motherfucking fish?" Gamzee asks.

"Though it is already cruelly ironic. Not every fish is the same. Nobody is cheered up by that trite saying."

"Does no more fish include these motherfucking Great Lakes?"

"This isn't about fish, this is about love!"

"But fish be important too."

"Okay, our current global environmental collapse is important. But it would be easier if we had partners."
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Loq · Mar 6, 2019

"I need someone with experience in the 'great and perilous adventure that is space'," Spock watches Kirk's finger quotes and wonders who was unfortunate enough to try to talk seriously to him, "and you need someone who will actually argue with you without hiding under the desk and hyperventilating."
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"But-- and this is weird, so just go with me here-- no one ever got around to telling me what the fuck I'm supposed to do when I'm not either saving the galaxy or blowing up anything in sight."

The holographic sphere abruptly explodes, and Jim gives it a narrow look. "And I just beat my last video game. Spock, how do you feel about war with the Romulans? Because if I don't get something to do, I'm gonna start one."

Spock considers the man who is both his Captain and a potential Federation terrorist, and makes an executive decision. "Permission to speak freely, Captain?"
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ChelG · Mar 8, 2019 at 8:31 PM

There is a time-honored tradition were people firmly believe that their generation was the first one to invent sex, and nobody wants to be the person explaining to Scrooge McDuck what gay people are.
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ChelG · Mar 9, 2019 at 7:18 AM

The following is a transcript of the unaired fourth episode of Season 3 of The Great Miserables Bake Off. As readers may know, Season 3 was cancelled following the fifth episode when it was revealed that both a host and a judge had become romantically involved with two contestants behind the scenes and when a third contestant tried to arrest the other judge. This transcript, broken into two parts, has been provided for legal purposes pending multiple lawsuits against the studio, contestants, judges and, in one unfortunate incident, the cameraman.
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jacktrash · Mar 10, 2019 at 3:16 PM

"I just wanted you to look at my hammer," Coulson says.
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ChelG · Mar 11, 2019 at 10:38 PM

The entirety of this (not safe for work nor brain, as you can tell by its being on a comm named "disney-kink").

KarrinBlue · Mar 11, 2019 at 11:07 PM

...given that warning, are you sure you put it in the right thread?

ChelG · Mar 12, 2019 at 7:42 AM

This thread is for funny quotes and that fic has funny quotes, no?

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