clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

it’s actually super nice out rn

 

today’s song: authenticity trip!

 

i am. only twenty dollars away from my fundraising goal. holy shit.

 

today’s song: three might be duende!

 

still not sure how a stupid and pretty fuckin innocuous tmbg joke could even be MISTAKEN for Adult Content (TM) but here we are, and it’s not letting me submit THAT SPECIFIC POST for review on mobile????? it’s just not going through. fml i was PROUD of this meme

 

like most of my other flagged posts were simply innocent sfw photos that happened to have lots of (completely nonsexual) skin showing (e.g. a pic i took of my armpit hair or a shot of my leg sticking out of a new blanket i wanted to show off—both actual examples), which prolly confused the shitty algorithm, and there was ONE flagged post that legitimately WAS really nsfw, but like.

how do you mistake a black-and-white outline of the country of iraq for porn.

 

meanwhile neither of the drawings on my art blog that have Female-Presenting Nipples (and one of them even has...a visible ass) got flagged

like neither image was truly pornographic (the rose quartz one was described by my own mother as an artistic nude, and the protest drawing was just...me topless flipping off the camera) but they’re both nsfw so WHO KNOWS

i mean i’m not complaining obviously, i WANT those drawings to be visible bc i’m proud of both, but it’s baffling (especially considering they were both TAGGED as nsfw??)

 

JOY OF FUCKIN JOYS I HAD TO CALL IN SICK TODAY >:/

 

Spoiler: details (vomit cw)

i have some sort of REALLY REALLY UNPLEASANT stomach bug and i’ve thrown up thrice today. haven’t eaten since yesterday because the thought of so much as putting the smallest morsel of food in my mouth makes my stomach churn. (hell, just taking my meds and taking fucking pepto-bismol made me wanna puke.)

after the second time i threw up my mom urged me to call in sick bc even if i didn’t feel like balls it’s probably a contagious virus (and since my whole job involves handing things to people, i’d probably get a LOT of people sick if i went in while contagious), and i’m glad i did bc i feel like garbage but ughhhh i was honestly looking forward to work today :c

 

I hope you get well soon, pal.

 

thanks friend <3

also my self-indulgent fandom thread has a second page now god bless

 

feeling way better so i can go into work today!!!

 

i got to pet four dogs in the first ten minutes of this shift hell yeah

 

BONUS: another dog’s humans decided to go into the store after i played with him!!

 

acey: dog whisperer patter

 

dude i have patted SO MANY doggos today and the number just keeps climbing...it’s very good

 

I hope you are feeling better today!

 

I very much am! :D I worked my full shift and am generally feeling WAY less shitty. Thanks for checking! <3

 

I'm glad! <3