Deliberately Bad Fanfic Ideas

A thread for sharing silly fanfic ideas for the laughs- as the title says, it should be deliberately bad, or So Bad It's Good.

I'll start- a Homestuck AU where they play SAO instead of Sburb.

 

undertale au where an important part of monster culture is balancing eggs on their heads

 

sord art online

 

Okay, but please imagine the level of glorious sarcastic vitriol Rose's walkthrough would have for an MMO that has no support or healer classes and uses the Final Fantasy II skill system, a mechanic that was proven to be a terrible idea since 1988, by Final Fantasy II.

 

Yes, the girl who turned the support Seer class into grimdark DPS will totally complain about those problems.

 

Hey, I never said that's why she'd complain, she'd just have a great time ragging on the game design of the MMO she's stuck in. There's a lot of easy targets from which entertainment can be derived. :::PPP

 

Because of a terrible, terrible comment by a friend re: the general safety level in Harry Potter: Hogwarf Fortress, a complete reskin Dwarf Fortress mod that makes Harry Potter wizards playable.

 

i thought this was the bad fanfic ideas thread

 

I finally got round to finishing devilman crybaby, and now my brain is yelling constantly about crossing it over with good omens.

 

I don't go there but I am intrigued.

 

Okay, but what about a crossover between SAO and that one MLP fic, Friendship is Optimal?

 

Ok so. Ryo replaces Adam as the Antichrist. Crowley and Aziraphale still lose track of him at the baby swap, but find him a lot earlier than they find Adam. This is still late enough that the let’s bring him up not evil plan has kind of gone to shit due to Ryo’s essential Ryoness. They try to interfere but can’t actually do that much due to the Agreement. Then, Ryo turns Akira into a demon (probably not as in canon, but I don’t have any idea how yet) and Crowley goes

Huh. Wait. If he’s a demon, I can employ him and use him to get everything back off track.

(It doesn’t really work)

 

I read this as Ryu and Akuma at first and the resulting Good Omens/Street Fighter crossover still made... as much sense as anything, really.

 

Harry Potter and the Order of Lemon-Swirl Cupcakes, which starts out as a Harry Potter AU, set in fifth year because of course it's set in fifth year, and reads as a standard fanfic set from the viewpoint of, say, Colin Creevey, documenting the start of the DA, for about three chapters before suddenly transitioning from a cliffhanger to a recipe for aforementioned cupcakes and then never returns to original storyline. The cupcake recipe isn't anything interesting or remotely related to Colin in particular or even the Harry Potter universe in general.

Because what this world needs is more things that look like recipe blogs.

[Edit] Actually, the cupcakes end up pretty mediocre, but still not in an interesting way. Like, too dry or something.

 

Mob Psycho 1, an MP100 fic where Mob and his family are rich and he uses Telekinesis to build a wall around their house

 

The cast of The Big Bang Theory plays SBURB.

 

this is truly fucking cursed acey holy shit

 

The no-powers coffeeshop AU of The Black Company where everyone has ordinary trauma-less middle class backgrounds

 

Russian internet troll farm AU