Out of context quotes thread

"Why have I forgotten how sitting works?" she asks, exasperated.

 

Lava is earth sauce.

 

hot rock syrup

 

Spoiler: source

this post (contains fictional dog death, which, idc if thats obvious from the mention of dog ghost, just sayin ur gonna encounter fictional dog, dyin of natural causes)

 

"Mall cops are also probably significantly more adept at stairs."

 

from @sirsparklepants

 

I said it and I meant it. There's an old Cracked article about how a zombie apocalypse would end pretty much instantly, and one of the images from it that stuck in my head is that of people up high in office buildings tossing office supplies down at zombies in the street below for kicks.

 

i wasn’t quite sure if i was going to marry tigger or zorro when i grew up, but rest assured, both were on the table.

 

"the timing implied that the genetic baby is now some sort of rock eating zombie"

 

Spoiler: nsfw