Everyone Needs Therapy: The Anime (Castlevania)

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Codeless, Feb 12, 2019.

  1. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Ok so. How did Lisa and Drac actually get married? A chutch wedding is right out and its not like they could go to a registry office. Especially as people seemed to consider him Lisas canadian boyfriend more than anything.
     
  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Maybe that's why Dracula sometimes has a chapel in his evil vampire castle. In SotN it even has a confessional.

    confessional.png
     
    • Winner x 3
  3. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Ok so theres a place. But who did the marrying? These are important questions!
     
    • Agree x 3
  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Might be Death. He spent most of one game impersonating a priest. :::PPP
     
    • Winner x 2
    • Like x 1
  5. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Well Then.
     
    • Agree x 3
  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Ohey so thought that I need to share with as many people as possible:
    Alucard has probably not met either of the Devil Forgemasters, since Dracula met both of them while he was on walkabout, got home after Lisa died, immediately got in a fight with Al, and then went out and brought them back to his castle.

    All Hector's zombie pets were still in his lab when the end of S2 went down.

    Please imagine Alucard wandering around the castle looking for any remaining horribly lethal messes... and getting tackled by a very friendly, very excitable, very bored and lonely zombie pug.

    He does not know his dad recruited a necromancer Disney princess.

    "WTF, Dad?" Alucard thinks.
     
    • Winner x 6
  7. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Sfghkkkjgf perfect.
     
    • Agree x 2
  8. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Pls to consider: Hector is autistic.
     
    • Agree x 4
  9. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Brings another theory like a cat with a dead thing:
    Dracula and Isaac in (show) canon are basically failrails. They support each other but unfortunately what they support is each others unhealthy distorted thinking.
     
    • Like x 3
    • Agree x 1
  10. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
    • Winner x 2
  11. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Someone: Don´t do the thing
    Every single character in Castlevania: I will increase the fucking thing
     
    • Agree x 2
  12. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    True but also: #relatable
     
    • Agree x 1
  13. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i will never be over this picture. literally nothing is holding his pants up but the pose.
     
    • Agree x 1
  14. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Silly headcanon: Dracula tried to pull the "I am your husband, obey me" card exactly once. She was having none of it.
     
    • Agree x 3
    • Like x 2
  15. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Isaac and Hector but with Vampire(s) pre-canon.
     
    • Agree x 2
    • Winner x 2
    • Like x 1
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice