I'M PERIDOT AND THIS IS MY BLOG!

HELLO INTERNET! IT'S ME, THE GREAT AND LOVABLE PERIDOT!

I HEARD YOU CAN MAKE "BLOGS" ON THIS "FORUM." EVER SINCE TWITTER SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT, I'VE BEEN WANTING A PLACE TO PUT ALL MY AMAZING THOUGHTS...SO HELLO!

Spoiler: boring thread rules (read before replying!)

This is an in-character blogette thread for Peridot, run by @Acey!

GUIDELINES/RULES/WHATEVER

• Interactions are very very welcome, either on or off an RP sub! You can interact with Peridot as just yourself if you want. :D
• If you have any OOC questions or comments or whatever, please mark them as OOC somehow so that I know that you're not talking directly to Peridot! (Remember: You are not talking to Acey in this thread. You are talking to Peridot.)
• If you're posting something NSFW (which I don't foresee happening here, but still), put it under a spoiler!
• That's it, that's all the actual rules.
• HAVE FUN!

 

Hello Peridot,

I just wanted to remind you that now that we've returned to earth, we need you to return the garbage can lid that you borrowed. Covering up the garbage is important to discourage wild animals from digging through it, and it helps hide the smell! I hope you understand and can come by the temple soon.

- Pearl

 

BUT I LIKE THE TRASH CAN LID...SAD INTERNET FACE

 

Peridot, isn’t there something at the barn you can make use of instead? If not, maybe the nice man who runs Funland has some scrap metal from one of the many rides that were deemed structurally unsound! I’m sure he would be glad to give it to you to hide the evidence.

- Pearl

 

BISMUTH USED MOST OF THE METAL WE HAD AT THE BARN TO HELP REBUILD IT AND MAKE IT STURDIER, AND THE REST OF IT IS SET ASIDE FOR MEEPMORP PURPOSES! I SUPPOSE I COULD ASK THAT "MR. SMILEY"...

 

(a small group of rattus norvegicus are Here, and they are Curious)

(one or two attempt to snif the Peridot)

 

Have you been working on any new meepmorps lately? I love your old work!

 

WHAT ARE THESE...CREATURES??

I HAVE! MAYBE I'LL POST PICTURES WHEN I FINISH THIS ONE SMILING INTERNET FACE

 

snif snif snif snif snif groom

(the rats deem Peridot Interesting)

(one attempts to Leap onto her)

 

NO! THIS IS MY PERSONAL SPACE! DO NOT LEAP ONTO ME, YOU...WHATEVER YOU ARE!

 

(the rat ceases and desists)
(she begins to type on perhaps the smolest keyboard)

apology! will not climb

greet! i am Rat, you are Large Not Rat With No Smel?

inquire about ...Favourite Snack? I'm enjoy Yogurt Drops Snack

 

WOW THANKS FOR GETTING OFF ME, RAT!

I’M A GEM! WE DON’T EAT SO I DON’T HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK? AMETHYST TELLS ME THAT DONUTS WITH MUSTARD ARE HER FAVORITE, THOUGH.

...BUT STEVEN SAYS THAT’S “GROSS” AND THAT YOU ARE “NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT MUSTARD ON DONUTS” SO I’M REALLY NOT SURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION???

ALSO WHAT’S A “YOGURT DROP”

 

hes Wrong glad i could help

 

extremely good Treats to Eat with Friends! perfect size to Grasp



exist kinds for Humans Also, if Gems eat Human Treats?

 

theyre good can confirm, peri u should try them

 

WHAT DOES "FUCK" EVEN MEAN? IT SEEMS LIKE IT CAN MEAN ANYTHING!

 

You'll probably want to ask Amethyst about this, she's far more... crude than I.
- Pearl

 

fuck is an all purpose swear

and its sex

 

Hi Peridot! How are you doing, and how do you feel about earth food?

 

I’M DOING GREAT! LAPIS AND I HAVE BEEN BUSY WORKING ON A GREAT NEW MEEPMORP, SO I’VE BEEN BUSY

I GAVE MYSELF A HUMAN DIGESTIVE TRACT WHEN I REFORMED BUT I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT FOOD, ONLY THAT STEVEN THINKS THE THINGS AMETHYST EATS ARE “REVOLTING”