Out of context quotes thread

"Mouthwash is the cologne of the mouth" and "Goalies are the drummers of hockey"

 

'of course, as a magical entity whose body was created in madeline's dreams by a combination of her and a mountain, it's entirely possible that badeline doesn't have DNA"

 

"like a spaniel chasing a whack-a-mole for a year"
"they establish a beachhead and spawn secretly, possibly through osmosis"
"[Chamomile] has some basic manners"
"so a mint plant growing in the middle of barren concrete may be slurping up water from a garden across the street, or a leaking pipe under the sidewalk, or possibly Neptune."
"my first suggestion is to arm the mint, then charge admission."
"You should aim to remove about one dog’s worth of biomass from the garden. The size of the dog is up to you."
" They will be planted according to the parental basil’s ideas of sustainable and attractive growth, which will look like shit."
"At this point the mint will probably want to go off to college. Let it"

 

From the same thing:

 

@paladinkit:

 

relatedly
"theo, accidental ecological terrorist"

 

source of all these plant quotes pls.

 

This legendary thread.

 

Thank you!

 

Marimo is immune to propaganda

 

Spoiler: idk vague shitty dreamcast game spoilers?

in breaking with this thread (kind of), the above is context for the below

also props to you if you know what game that's a reference/spoiler to

 

"I have a vendetta against the entire state of California"