Out of context quotes thread

"thursdays are a byproduct of the blockchain"

"Oh, our heart's a mess, but it's our only defense to brave the wilderness"

"oh, my answers were also rhetorical"

"any conspiracy theorist who owns an internet-enabled phone is a hobbiest and doesn't believe their own shit on a deep enough level to influence their actual life"

"are you a fan of ceilings"

"if i flap hard enough it's sort of like a hand fan"

"i'm a fan of abstraction and ambiguity"

"PleaseIlluminati"

"idk why [I ] looked like a theta to me"

"eiko died in the middle of that sentence
from overbanning"

"i prefer the theory that they're all seals of approval
made manifest
and forced to fight for us"

"Everyone knows the moon landing was faked. they used a sound stage on mars and covered it up."

"Marathon conspiracy theories"


exactly one of these quotes is from a different context than all the others

 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa there's something in there that is very important to one of the quotes but the forum thinks it's the first half of an italics tag

EDIT: i fixed it by adding spaces but what i really want to know is why did it decide the appropiate response to an 'unclosed italics' was to put the other half of the italics at the end of the post?!

 

"8tracks you do not patch the bechdel test"

 

By the time she came back, the wolf had died of an infected chimney.

 

"a live Minnow fish enchanted with Smite I and Silk Touch."

 

that's the One quote that was in a different context from all the other quotes in the post!

 

@IvyLB:

 

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"and madeline is trying to sell Theo on world domination via hair tomatoes"

 

relatedly to that one

"He challenged every dental hygienist to games of tic-tac-toe, but just drew pictures of barnyard animals and declared “I win!” each time."

 

Src

 

"So you can see that any ungulate can rescue itself from obscurity, sometimes by simple and accessible methods, such as not being Unix!"

"and, also spoken, also written, also not dead - are the moose."

"The Great Moose Disinterest"

"She provides the most intelligent and amusing cricket commentary, but it is very difficult to characterize because you are too busy Being Not Afraid to listen properly."

"AND EACH PAGE IS HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF SHAKESPEARE."

"keep an eye out for that Shakespeare. I don’t trust him."

 

...she's like the latest evolution in ghost technology!