that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

That’s just not right

 

My friends and i were watching a true crime show, and rhe investigators went to Germany to interview some people. When they left the house there was a parade going by, including like a small marching band and people waving in fancy clothes

Just a few shots of this parade, and the 2 americans watching it

My friend joked "they did this to confuse the americans" which killed me tbh because that would require

1. They knew these americans were there
2. They knew when they would be leaving the house
3. Everyone was on board with a sudden small parade

itd be like rearranging the furniture while your cat was in the other room, just to screw with them

 

doublé post but from that same hangout

They have these letters you can get at like craft stores, and my friends painted and hung some in the kitchen to spell GAY which is fantastic

They have another GAY to hang up and were discussing where it could go. Friend 2 suggested over the couch but spaced out really far to take up such a big space

and i keep thinking about it like

G





A






Y

(But horizontal)

 

Flicking through the bad published fiction thread, I was reminded of a pulp story where the rugged space adventurer neglected to bring any food or water onto the space dinghy, but did take the time to collect shaving soap and a razor. It was quite a long time ago I saw that, and it only just hit me this week; if he didn't bring water, how did he propose to use the soap? All the possibilities are ridiculously funny.

 

100% accurate (tho i kinda doubt it's just a southern thing)

 

My grandmother used to have so many creepy dolls, and she lived in Florida. But all the other stuff (the decorative towels/the uncomfortable bed) I associate more with my aunt.

 

This poorly-worded paper on Cu Nano Tubes.

 

they absolutely did that on purpose

 

Funny man straight man comedy will always be my weakness

 

I checked the comments and found a reply to mine, finally; the writer who mentioned Azog having a "comfy chair" for his own use in his torture chamber says they were in fact not aware of the reference inherent in that phrase, which makes it many times funnier.

 

It's not just microbiologists who do The Thing, I see, it's also fly biologists

 

* adds to collection *

 

An old FFA thread that derailed into two pages of nonstop jokes about John Boehner resigning from Congress.

Spoiler: rude puns