clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

it’s not HOT out (it’s a beautiful 67 degrees), but it’s very sunny so wearing black skinny jeans today was still a Mistake

oh well at least i look cute

 

OH FUCK YEAH 50 PAGES LET’S CELEBRATE

PARTY TIME PARTY TIME

 

god canon lapidot is so much better than fanon lapidot

the same is true of pearlrose and jaspis

why must fanon be so bad here

 

Tell us more!

 

Fanon Lapidot is either “Peridot is an asshole actually” or “pure fluffy sapphics and zero nuance uwu” p much

Fanon Jaspis is pretty much always “Jasper was abusive to Lapis, who is a poor innocent woobie who did nothing wrong”

Fanon PearlRose is literally the worst canon defilement I have ever seen p much, I would be happy to tell you aaaaaaalllll about my hatred for the fanon portrayal of those two later :P

 

Actually a big part of the problem is probably how fucking woobified and defanged Lapis is in fanon? Like, just generally, not even solely in the context of ships.

#letlapisbeabitch2019

 

Lapis is an independent gem (with hydrokinesis that can affect an entire ocean) who don’t need no woman

 

today's song: dunkin of course of course!

 

note to self: pearl in flannel

 

Oh my GODS Pearl in flannel

 

IKR SHE'S ALREADY A TOTAL LESBIAN ICON BUT SHE HASN'T WORN FLANNEL YET

 

i thought she wore flannel in the episode where theyre outside banging pots nd wearing like coats? But i found it and it was a sweater

however i did find 2 cool and good fanarts of Jeans Porl
1 2

 

thank u for these jeans porl blessings...lov her

 

you called?

 

captain marvel was good!! a lil confusing at the start but it all tied together ultimately c:

 

just remembered the steve uchiha post and am dying

where is my brother sasuke

 

I am not familiar with this

 

you're in for a wild ride, my friend

 

acey is this u