Meme Repository

Collect Bijou/Vent Thread memes here. Feel free to revive an old meme if it tickles your fancy.
@artistformerlyknownasdave I know you´ve started some if you feel like putting them in here. @KingStarscream likewise.

 

Yoinked from tumblr.

 

Not a meme, but do you think we should ask if this can be pinned? I think it'd be really easy to get lost in the shuffle otherwise.

 

Done.

 

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

• immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on
• wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes
• sends the other unsolicited nudes
• brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt
• comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops
• blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit
• killed the guy (also, which hid the body)
• wears the least clothing around the house
• has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason

(shamelessly yoinked from tumblr)

 

My homemade Tumblr ask memes of choice are:

• Send me a fanfiction plot trope and I'll come up with a scenario where it fails hilariously to produce the expected romantic/sexy outcome
  (example: Q: "Eyes meet across a crowded room." A: "Medusa’s attempts to find a date often ended badly.")
• Give me a character and I’ll say what I think their damage/cornered/breakdown animations would be if they were in an Ace Attorney game
• Give me a character I know and I’ll tell you what I think they’d be like summoned as a Servant in a F/SN Grail War

 

Oooh! good one! Gonna have to steal in a bit.

Another bit of tumblr thievery. Is it better if I say I´m archiving the good parts of tumblr culture?

 

here's two that popped up with quick search of my thread

 

So we have character headcanon memes, but what about ship ones?

Send a ship and I’ll give you a headcanon about them!

 

Meme idea from this video! Basically, talk about a memorable stranger you've met and still remember to this day. Good experience, bad experience, "ive got no idea why i remember this person" experience, all are acceptable. You can also do more than one person as well if you like

 

have art meme

 

inspired by this post

Spoiler: post's text

johnmulaneysgf:
rawest fucking hozier lyrics in no particular order:

• i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight
• heat of her breath in my mouth; im alive
• i’d be the choiceless hope in grief that drove him underground
• idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on his sword
• and when the earth is trembling on some new beginning with the same sweet shock of when adam first came
• every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside
• the stench of the sea and the absence of green are the death of all things that are seen and unseen
• if I was born as a blackthorn tree i’d wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies
• some like to imagine the dark caress of someone else, I guess any thrill will do
• before the wave hits, marveling at god; before he feels alone one final time and marries the sea
• betray the moon as acolyte on first and fierce affirming sight
• i have never known peace like the damp grass that yields to me, I have never known hunger like these insects that feast on me
• screaming the name of a foreigner’s god; the purest expression of grief
• sweet and right and merciful, i’m all but washed in the tide of her breathing
• but you don’t know the hell you put me through; to have someone kiss the skin that crawls from you
• so i try to talk refined for fear that you find out how i’m imagining you
• my head was war, my skin was soaked, I called your name ‘til the fever broke
• be still, my indelible friend, you are unbreaking
• remember me, love, when i’m reborn as a shrike to your sharp and glorious thorn

digitalis-obscura:​

true but how could you forget:

• my peace has always been dependent, on all the ashes in my wake
• I’m somewhere outside my life, babe, I keep scratching but somehow I can’t get in
• And the nights were as dark as my baby, And half as beautiful too

tag ur OC as raw Hozier lyrics

 

some more twitter art memes

 

Stolen from tumblr--

Send me a ship

• Who was the one to propose:
• Who stressed more over wedding planning:
• Who decorated the house:
• Who does the cooking:
• Who is more organized:
• Who suggested kids first:
• Who’s the cuddler:
• Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.
• What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
• Who cooks:
• Who comes home drunk at 3am:
• Who kills the spiders:
• Who falls asleep first:
• A head canon:
• Their relationship summed up in a gif:
• Do they have any “rituals”?
• Who has the most patience?

 

memes for the meme god