clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

Jaspis!

also Sollux/Aradia If you'll do two :D

 

WILL DO THOSE ASAP...my spoons went somewhere and idk where they are

SOON THO

 

take care of yourself, do them if you want to later but no pressure!

-hands u a spoon- use this to make tea or get ice cream or something

 

Oh, I'll def do them later! These things are fun. :D

(Also, spoon has been used to scoop cranberry goat cheese onto a bagel. :3)

 

Spoiler: weight loss

I'M BELOW 200 POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!

weighed in at 195 yesterday...i'm so happy!! next goal: 190!

 

my dad fixed my blanket god bless

 

i am Coze but i have NO spoons and i need to take a bath but...lazy...

 

compare and contrast, this is an 11-year difference

 

*cracks knuckles* hell yeah

JASPIS

• Who was the one to propose: jasper for sure
• Who stressed more over wedding planning: they both did
• Who decorated the house: lapis, complete with meepmorps haphazardly strewn all over the place
• Who does the cooking: i'm suddenly picturing jasper as a shockingly good cook and i like that
• Who is more organized: deeeeeeeeeefinitely lapis but i don't think that's...saying much...
• Who suggested kids first: neither of them
• Who’s the cuddler: jasper WANTS to cuddle
• Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: jasper is forced into the role of big spoon on account of her size
• What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: screaming arguments :')
• Who comes home drunk at 3am: honestly i can see both of them doing this
• Who kills the spiders: lapis. lapis is Deadly
• Who falls asleep first: lapis for sure
• A head canon: they've broken up and gotten back together like half a dozen times now
• Their relationship summed up in a gif:
• Do they have any “rituals”?: not really, they're not that kind of couple i don't think
• Who has the most patience?: neither of them have any patience whatsoever

SOLARA

• Who was the one to propose: aradia, she proposed with a ring she dug up while looking for cool archaeological shit
• Who stressed more over wedding planning: definitely sollux. sollux is stressed 24/7 lbr
• Who decorated the house: aradia put a bunch of animal skulls on every shelf, if that counts
• Who does the cooking: neither of them can cook for shit. this is my eternal and very firm headcanon
• Who is more organized: aradia as a rule, although sollux's computer is a lot better-organized than aradia's. she has files covering her entire desktop. it makes sollux want to cry
• Who suggested kids first: aradia, but sollux is still uncertain so they're still thinking about it
• Who’s the cuddler: they both love to cuddle!
• Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: i headcanon aradia as a good foot shorter than sollux but i like the idea of aradia being the big spoon anyway
• What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: video games and good-natured snark
• Who comes home drunk at 3am: oh DEFINITELY sollux
• Who kills the spiders: sollux, aradia always just takes them outside
• Who falls asleep first: definitely aradia
• A head canon: they've gotten banned from denny's (long story but i once wrote a post where this happened so that's my dumb headcanon now). also they're just generally huge dorks but that's just canon
• Their relationship summed up in a gif:
• Do they have any “rituals”?: do you mean trying to summon the dead? because aradia's been trying that for a while
• Who has the most patience?: honestly they've both got a lot of patience for each other

 

Babby

 

i am...the queen of babbyface

 

so do i look gay at a glance or

 

I think so

 

aaaa Jaspis is so terrible and Solradia is so cute and healthy I love???

 

THANK...tbh i think solara is one of the healthier relationships in homestuck just generally? i think they're good for each other!

(i once saw some dumbass claim sollux was abusive solely bc he makes fun of aradia sometimes but like...she makes fun of him too...and it's p clearly good-natured ribbing and they obviously care deeply for each other?? dumbest shit ever tbh)

 

oh fuck yes i found the aux cable thing for my headphones...i can listen to jams on my lappy without worrying about bothering the fam B)

(much better sound quality too)

 

today's song: prepare!

 

check out the rad pearlmethyst phone case i'ma get B)

 

Pretty!

 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm my stummy is grumbling but...food doesn't sound like food rn :/

Spoiler: vomit cw

it probably doesn't help that i threw up earlier kinda out of nowhere tbh