Out of context quotes thread

@goldenflowertea what was the question?

 

Spoiler: Bit of context

"You can do whatever weird-ass things with your food that you want to."

[stage whisper] "I can do weird ass-things with my food, my wife said so."

 

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That. That comic. It haunts me, years later, as evidenced by my wife's IRL-shitposts documented above.

 

because of that one xkcd strip, i have been mentally shifting the hyphen to the right for over a decade and havin a little giggle every time

 

Spoiler: nsfw?

 

Spoiler: context

Regarding Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "When was the last time Angel wore a shirt? Has he ever worn a shirt? Was he tortured by a shirt in Hell?"

 

So, Persona 5 </cheapshot>

 

"I might swim in a tub of jelly, and try to eat it all."

 

I can't be arsed finding the link but it was about people with the noble rank of Count (among others) being automatically villainous.

 

im gonna be one of those people who exchange the shrimps for the shrimp gun

 

Spoiler: kinda nsfw

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