Kitchen And Craft Wix Corner (Exciteable Bird, Enter At Own Risk)

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by IvyLB, Oct 11, 2017.

  1. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    I don't even go here (I've only ever played DAO, I keep meaning to get around to the other games and never making it) but all of these are really fun to read with what context I've learned through fandom osmosis!
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    IM LOV THEM
     
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  3. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    I'M GLAD PEOPLE LIKE ME WRITING I'M GONNA RIDE THIS WAVE OF UNEXPECTED PRODUCTIVITY AS LONG AS IT WILL CARRY ME :P
    but yes Karasten is A Very Petty Man and he is not-so-secretly honestly going 'GOOD RIDDANCE' vis a vis the arishok being killed in duel. He also knows just enough Trade to pounce on the opportunity to make a bad joke when he spots it.
    Also he likes kittens and this is a perfectly valid reason for him to stay in kirkwall another four years until Taarbas has gathered all the sords
     
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  4. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    You should ask me what my favorite _______ in Dragon age is. Anything goes in that blank, romance, character, questline, region, faction, playstyle, weapon, etc etc.
     
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  5. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    ...PC class

    Edit: and/or companion quest
     
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  6. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    codex entry
     
  7. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

    two-handed sword. =P
     
  8. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Weapon and location
     
  9. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

  10. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    Main story quest (any game)
     
  11. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    -cracks finger knuckles-
    My favorite PC class is mage, surprising precisely no one :P Though I am very partial to DA:O Rogue Tank Best Tank build still mostly because I arrived there by accident.

    my fave companion quest is probably Aveline's The Long Road though I know it's not exactly popular because she's so cringy during it, but UGH I just LOVE it i'm sorry xP otherwise it's a tie between Varric's Family Matters and Cassandra's Guilty Pleasures

    Because ngl it's the funniest fucking thing ever and I wheezed with laughter when I found it the first time

    For sheer power and creep factor, surprising absolutely no one: The Clasping Maw
    For worldbuilding: The Sulevin Blade
    For most viable for a build in general gameplay: Chromatic Greatsword
    In Dragon Age Origins, it's hands down Daisycutter
    Iiiiin DA2 it's either The Hawke's Key in the staff form or Dagger form, or Sketch's Re-Split Staff
    in DA:I it's proooobably Encore

    Characterwise, I can't choose because I love all Love Interest just SO MUCH???
    but going by general tension and narrative arc within the romance subplot, easily Blackwall, with Morrigan, Fenris, and Solas more or less even for second place.
    (I do love me a good Cullen romance, but imo for having full dramatic tension he needs a dedicated worldstate going through the entire trilogy since his arc begins in DA:O and that may be too much commitment for most.)
    Blackwall's romance just has... everything you'd want from a period romance novel. Emotional Anguish. Tragic Backstories. Dramatic speeches. Confessions. Lies. Intrigue. Sad hairy man being sad in a rainstorm. Seeing your inquisitor's tiddy during a soft moonlit night time scene that's really really angsty and made me physically gasp with the drama of it all. Cinematic positioning to convey power differentials. Making! Use! Of! Your! Set! Design! For! Visual! Storytelling!!!
    Literally the only thing it is missing is a duel and I'd be set for life and never need another romance plot again.
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    also just please love this poor woodlands bear he is very sad and needs kisses

    Shepherding Wolves, Here Lies The Abyss & Champions Of The Just
    close seconds would beeeeee Broken Circle (CULLEN), Righteous Path (the idfic potential is enormous) and Shadows of the Blackmarsh (unironically the spookiest of the DA:O quests, with the tightest writing)
     
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  12. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    also i forgot location up top, my favorite location is a tie between the Emerald Graves, the Western Approach and probably the Blackmarsh Undying because it's unnerving and spooktastic.
    Also just Kirkwall in general? I love all of kirkwall
     
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  13. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    fave gremlin?
     
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  14. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    THEY'RE ALL GREMLINS
    honestly it's a tie between Skinner, Morrigan and Sera. Zevran is too much of a sucker for shiny things to be a proper gremlin, he at least bathes regularly and doesn't wear the same bikini for ten years MORRIGAN. Sera invented being a gremlin and Skinner shivs shemlen for shits and giggles what's not to love.
     
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  15. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    You know a game is well made if a loading screen codex snippet easter egg can make you go
    [​IMG]

    PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT
     
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  16. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    also if you want to read me shamelessly redoing canon scenes for Sylvia's playthrough, jumping about with no rhyme or reason and not getting anything sensible done
    Here Ya Go
     
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  17. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i am *so tired* i went to a friend's wedding on saturday and danced the night away as it were, so much so I was sincerely nauseated from exhaustion at some moments of the evening because uh... you know. Chronically Ill. Mobility impaired to a certain degree.... in pain a lot.... I make bad, platform highheels shaped decisions........ but I had a TON of fun!
    And today I went walking around the botanical gardens for the like... whatcha call it. You know not seedlings, but shrubs??? sorta? they basically hold a market during spring where you can get small bushes and herbaceous plants and young trees and shrub sized plants and stuff.
    So we bought uh.... you know.... another five roses. I can't even keep count of all our roses anymore but I would not want it any different.
    One of them is an ancient roman cultivar, Alba Maxima, it's white and has fragrant and flavorful flowers and gets over 8 feet tall if you leave it be (we'll probably keep it a bit smaller for uh, you know. practicality.)
    other parts of the haul include lemon verbena (goes in a portable pot and will spend winter with the fig, olive and citruses), a tarragon and a really cool ancient herb originally from the general region of Albania, croatia, Bosnia and Herzogovina. It's called southern wormwood or lad's love and is used to heighten appetite and make fatty foods easier to digest, as well as repelling moths and potentially also having uses against pain and rheumatoid fevers, especially nervous intestinal nonsense in relation to inflammation stuff. And hairloss. And a grabbag of other things. But the food related stuff has been affirmed in clinical trials, and it shows up both in the works of Hildegard von Bingen and Hippokrates, as well as Plinius the Elder, Hippokrates, Columella, Scribonius Largus and Dioskurides.
    Ya can't argue with half of Ancient Rome and The Greek Guy Everyone Swears By. (this is a bad medicine joke)
     
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  18. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    gonna just
    post pictures of all our roses in the backyard, not that you can tell anything given that they don't even have buds yet
    also i'm just posting the roses and not trolling people by adding all rosaceae in, that would just be mean xP
     
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  19. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    the gallica officinalis is the least far along bc it's not getting as much sun as the others, but it's doing better than it looks on the photo, it's usually a bit late to getting going. The Boule de Neige accidentally got beheaded by the lawnmower last year which is why it's so uh. short and stupid looking. But it's gonna come back hopefully and if Dad harms it again I'm gonna scream. It's one of the few a bit fussier ones we have too but hopefully it will get its shit together once it's grown a bit bigger lmao. If not I'm gonna passive aggressively start putting string between the apple and pear trees to stop vandalism of my children
     
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  20. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Thom Rainier Fled To Tevinter After His Crime Instead Of Doing The Thing And Ends Up Dorian's Chief Of Security / Right Hand Instead, Also They Kiss AU
     
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