clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

concept: a world where the su movie is pg-13 and can thus include one (1) f-bomb and it's dropped by pearl in a truly progressive move by the crewniverse

 

Spoiler: wead

i'm pretty high rn

 

do they say fuck: steven universe edition

steven: almost never says fuck. almost. the situation really has to call for it
garnet: ruby says fuck a fair bit; sapphire almost never does. as such, when fused they create an entity that says fuck a normal amount
amethyst: says fuck constantly in a variety of creative ways. it’s her favorite word. probably taught the word to steven
pearl: does not say fuck. may have a reflex that prevents her from saying fuck. if she does not have such a reflex she MIGHT say it while on her apparently-canon sexcapades, but ONLY then
rose: said fuck a lot. no longer says fuck on account of being dead
connie: used to not say fuck at all. now says fuck with reckless abandon
greg: rarely says fuck, but uses it occasionally. never uses it around the kids though
peridot: used to not say fuck solely on the basis of having never heard the word. has taken to saying fuck a lot since learning it. almost as much as amethyst but not quite
lapis: frequently says fuck but usually only when necessary-ish. or when insulting people
bismuth: says fuck semi-sparingly but really means it when she says it. i mean REALLY means it
jasper: rarely says fuck but when she does she screams it so loud you can hear it for miles around
yellow diamond: uses fuck fairly sparsely but creatively and VERY emphatically
blue diamond: sometimes mutters fuck under her breath, but will never admit it
white diamond: never says fuck. thinks saying fuck is beneath her
yellow pearl: never says fuck. is vaguely scandalized when she hears other people say it
blue pearl: says fuck all the time but always very very quietly so no one notices
lars: says fuck a lot. arguably overuses it. if steven didn’t learn it from amethyst he definitely learned it from lars
sadie: uses fuck as needed, but not much more than that
ronaldo: mistakenly believes himself to be too dignified to swear at all
onion: every other word he speaks directly translates to fuck

 

today’s song: i love you for psychological reasons!

 

thinkin of getting my mom a connie funko for mother’s day

desk buddy

 

obtain frien


also....thos mice are so good
they sleep...they snif...they were friendos

 

IKR...truly wholesome friens

 

i just remembered that when i was 17 and excited about the reel big fish show i was going to (which was very rad indeed!) i mentioned it to one of my teachers, keidi, who LOVES ska

she wound up teaching me how to skank in preparation for the show it was so good

 

god the weather is so nice

 

today’s song: withered hope!

 

some backpacks that gave me Acey Vibes

Ska, Glittery, A Purble One was not visible oops



Also this fanny pack killed tmbg's dog



And this hoodie les.biab

 

those are all EXTREMELY GOOD thank u for sharing!!

 

speaking of clothes i went thrifting today and i got the best fucking outfit

it sparkle

(i also got two pairs of shorts and a pair of pajama pants)

 

SPARKLE

 

SPARKLE!! :D

I love glittery stuff sooooooooo much. Like, my glitter Docs are the best fucking shoes ever.

 

I adore sparkly things - I just have to plan my deployment of them bc sometimes they get visually overstimulating, and a lot of sparkly clothes are bad textures or made of fibers I'm sensitive to. But I am accumulating makeup highlighters at an alarming rate over the last two-ish years.

 

gods highlighter is so hard to resist.
I have to physically restrain myself from picking some up anytime i wander into the makeup section

 

I only VERY recently started using shimmery highlighter and it’s like...where has this been all my life

(mostly a slut for lippies tho)

 

i mean lip products are also a big problem for me. can't walk past those either

 

it’s been a year since my first maybe-date with my gf and i love her more and more every day <3