Badfic

I would assume so, if you make sure to say it's NSFW.

 

Dude, let me tell you about my Murtagh problem. Let me *tell* you.

Under a spoiler tag maybe?

 

Murtagh.
ah Murtagh.
let me confess me two day infatuation with Eragon/Murtagh (i was really desperately looking for non johnlock gay ships, okay??)

 

Hey it's understandable when based on the first book alone and makes a great platonic black ship later

I just have such a problem for antiheroes with free will problems. It's just a little ridiculous.

 

fair enough.
though to be fair his freewill problems are kind of insane.
and the religions are actually pretty fascinating.
and he manages to avoid copying the origin story for the lotrverse.
yes.
black ships all the way, even though that technically doesn't work with humans.

 

Laugh in the face of anyone who tells you you can't black ship humans, tbh. After all, the concept was created by a human - there's already some version of it in our behavior or it wouldn't be a thing that came to mind.

 

Fair enough.
That and I have seriously ship two people I know in a black manner.

 

Okay, so apparently in one of my recent computer moves I lost my bookmarks of weirdbad homestuck porn
I apologize that therefore my contribution is going to be a tad lacking.

I will, however, bring up two things
the infamous 'Daddy Dearest' which, while a jokefic, is just MONUMENTALLY fucked up and hilarious. The similarly scarring knock-off/parody 'Doggy Dearest' is also linked to
and my personal favorite Breeding Duties, a Feferi/Gl'bgolyb thing I assume was meant seriously but is just hilariously weird. I couldn't screencap any one line from it, it's a piece of art that should be consumed in all its glorious entirety, over 5k words for your overly graphic bestiality needs.

Spoiler: pronz in here don look if ur below 18

Daddy Dearest
Doggy Dearest
Breeding Duties

 

I'm going to vote for 'yes, but under spoiler tags' ? Sometimes I browse the forum at work, and I won't be able to if there's untagged nsfw stuff. >>;

 

found my name in a badfic excerpt posted on babb_chronicles, a harry potter badfic community:

 

Oh, in that case, let me tell you about

Spoiler: one of the most scarring fics I've ever introduced to my beloved friends

Awfully Queer to Me

It's everything you've never in a million years hoped to imagine in a fic. My two favorite tags are "Thunder - Freeform" and "Bechdel Test Pass."

 

@ingloriousHeist ahhh i remember that one. also that count von count/edward cullen fic. you know, the one where elmo was the count's sassy gay friend?

 

a classic summary discovered at summary_executions:

 

Sudden flashbacks to some HS Rosemary fic I read once in which at one point Kanaya POKES ROSE'S EYE OUT WITH HER HORN

DURING SEX

It wasn't even intentional badfic.

 

i haven't finished reading this fic yet but... sirius is reincarnated as snape's baby!

 

@IvyLB I understand how creepy and fucked up the subject matter is, but I'm having a hard time seeing how any of those three fics are poorly written. Help?

 

maybe I understand badfic differently? I am pretty sure my definition also includes things that are just in incredibly poor taste.
plus some of the sentences in breeding duties make me crack up like hell which is bad if its supposed to be actually sexy fanfic. Sexy scenes can be funny in general, but if they are ridiculous they usually stop being sexy.
Maybe I just spend too much time reading softporn lit tho and that's why I'm having overly high standards :P

 

No, I definitely include "things that are mechanically correct, but MY GOD SUBJECT MATTER" in my definition of badfic. Poor writing in the mechanical sense, for the most part, is easily overcome, compared to poor writing (in every other sense).

 

Hey, who wants to see some badfic I wrote as part of a challenge between me and a friend?

It's Terezi/Dril smut.