Owl Blogging

If I were you I'd self medicate with paracetamol, probably more effective than coffee ;)

 

I mean, it's pretty effective with the coffee, the issue is more that living where I live the weather changes are so common that i'd start on daily paracetamol and i'd rather not do that to my liver during every spring/autumn until it levels out into larger weather patterns again

 

for funsies: please imagine Matt dancing to this

 

I've spent all of today humming Handmade Heaven to myself

 

My sisters bday present arrived today (her bday's tomorrow) and she really likes them! Success!

ETA: forgot to say: i bought her geometic earstud things in gold

 

I'm watching TV and there just was an ad on for cat food. And it goes 'everything your cat needs is present in nature'

And then goes on to put spirulina into cat food. A fucking. Algae (or rather: cyano bacteria)

It's a cat y'all. An obligate carnivore. A Land bound obligate carnivore.

Cat food manufacturer must be stopped

 

w h y

 

i associate spirulina with fish food since that’s like, a very good source of necessary nutrients for fish
so i’ll see random shit like “with spirulina!!” and my kneejerk is always just fish food? you’re eating fish food???

 

Supposedly it 'strenghtens the immune system and improves wellbeing' aka the two most barnum statements of the food and supplement industry

 

aquatic cats

 

I want a vaporeon as much as everyone else but...

But if you're keeping an asian fish cat (prionailurus viverrinus) i think spirulina diets are the least of your problems as species protection activists Knock down your doors...

 

Trying out the geode bath bomb today, and it's pretty and fizzy and sparkly, but the scent reminds me of 'grandma's linen closet' and that's a but hnnnnn. Prolly not gonna buy that one again

 

yeah i smelled it in the store and put it right back. That's too much bergamot.

 

This is Lush, right? Def noted for next time I get some bath bombs, that does NOT sound like a pleasant smell. :(

 

Oh yeah it's Lush

Like otherwise it was lovely shimnery and peach colored water but... That scent...

 

I’ve learned from this thread that rhabdomyolysis scares me, but any particular concerning blood result overseen by a surgeon has the potential to be way scarier. Which is actually great because it’s a lot easier to fire your surgeon than your rhabdo if it comes to that.

 

I'm so sorry for making people afraid of things, I swear I'm just salt blogging. Surgeons do also do the whole 'study medicine' thing but they just...don't need much of it from day to day

 

No worries! I’m not actually afraid of surgeons, even ones who shouldn’t be managing blood work. Having a couple really good doctors has made me feel extremely empowered to politely tell any whose care I don’t approve of that we’re not doing what they think we’re doing.

I’m not necessarily good at things outside my specialty either. The hazards of specializing.

I enjoy the salt.

 

Writing Tali/legion fic now transformers fandom has ruined for robot sex that doesn't involve 'stick a metal dick on them' and mass effect fandom is failing me so I'm being the fic i wanna see in the world

and I'm just leaned haaaard on the delicious angst buttons for Tali. She's a good good girl but I gotta torture her at least a little bit.

 

oh god i wrote almost six pages of this today

HEY BRAIN WHY CAN YOU ONLY COUGH UP FIC INSPO EITHER IN AVALANCHE MODE OR NOT AT ALL