that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

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  1. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

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    budgie, May 12, 2019 at 3:42 PM
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  2. tickingnectarine

    tickingnectarine :^)

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    tickingnectarine, May 12, 2019 at 6:47 PM
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  3. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    It seems that didnt attach properly
     
    Everett, May 12, 2019 at 8:05 PM
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  4. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    A YouTube comment about "the sort of song you'd listen to while painting your toaster rubber ducky yellow for a bathtub adventure".
     
    ChelG, May 13, 2019 at 2:14 PM
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  5. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    Everett, May 13, 2019 at 5:35 PM
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  6. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Joke I read online earlier:
    What's the difference between me and cancer?
    My dad didn't beat cancer.
     
    Sethrial MacCoill, May 13, 2019 at 11:44 PM
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  7. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    Everett, May 14, 2019 at 3:15 AM
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  8. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    ...these are like 'am i having a stroke?' personified in closed captions. jesus.
     
    Aondeug, May 14, 2019 at 4:00 AM
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  9. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Saro, May 16, 2019 at 10:36 AM
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  10. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

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    budgie, May 16, 2019 at 12:11 PM
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  11. vegacoyote

    vegacoyote dog metaphores and pedanticism

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    vegacoyote, May 16, 2019 at 12:33 PM
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  12. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    My favorite is "Anyone: Get a cat to sing on air!"
     
    Saro, May 16, 2019 at 12:41 PM
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    "Belfast City Council: Fire the cabbages at Clutch MarketI" is my favorite, because I can't decide if it's funnier if they're firing them out of a cannon or firing them from a job.
     
    LadyNighteyes, May 16, 2019 at 12:53 PM
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  14. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html

    a canadian judge meticulously dissects the 'freeman on the land' bullshit. he remains calm and professional at all times, but there is an undercurrent of So Done that i appreciate. also some fun facts about what happens when you try that "there's a gold fringe on the courtroom flag therefore the law doesn't apply to me" crap -- did you know wesley snipes did three years for tax evasion?

    yeah, blade got did like al capone. somehow fitting.
     
    jacktrash, May 16, 2019 at 4:59 PM
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  15. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Rediscovered this today:
     
    budgie, May 16, 2019 at 5:44 PM
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  16. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    jacktrash, May 16, 2019 at 6:32 PM
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  17. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Jenna AND silly special effects makeup, all rolled into one! Its Very Good

     
    Deresto, May 16, 2019 at 9:49 PM
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  18. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    A couple came in tonight, pretty girl and a decent looking guy, paying separately. She was buying a picture frame. He was buying magnum condoms and Godiva chocolate. When she was done she tapped her foot for a couple seconds, then left all huffy to go sit in the car, which he unlocked for her from his key fob

    Me: she okay?
    Him: yeah, she’s fine. She’s just spoiled.
    Me: magnums and Godiva. Yes she is.
     
    Sethrial MacCoill, May 17, 2019 at 9:13 PM
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  19. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

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    keltena, May 17, 2019 at 9:46 PM
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  20. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    Why does the horse have like 100 pixels?
     
    BaseDeltaZero, May 18, 2019 at 6:44 AM
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