Out of context quotes thread

"anyways. i need a pair of cat ears."

"and a job."

 

This will not solve the problem, but it will provide a distraction, which is the most that we can hope for in this post-dinosaur age.

 

"I just saved your ass. with Monopoly."

 

and everyone forgot she kissed a werewolf and then immediately fell ill so it all worked out in the end

 

ok i need to see the gangster chic twin eels. Badly.

 

My favorite type of mint is the pavement!

 

Floyd and Jade Leech, AKA Flotsam and Jetsam.

Spoiler: pics

Though I don't know why you'd date them when you can pretend the genderbent Ursula is a devastatingly attractive butch.

 

"Small? No. This is a MEDIUM hunger!"

 

Never again were bananas so tasty. Never again, were bananas so thicc.

 

AU where everything is the same except one of the students is a plant. Not a talking plant. Just a plant. In a pot. And nobody feels the need to comment on this. The plant gets some of the best marks in the school.

 

Your evil spirit motivation can’t be Campbell’s creamy tomato soup.