Back on my bullshit

I'm still waffling on whether or not Petric gets another level in warlock because my DM promised me special incantation but hasn't shown them yet and I am....indecisive....

 

potential spells (PICK ONE)

functional:

• curse of burning sleep: target lights on fire the next time it sleeps
• detonate: Become The Fireball, massive fire damage within 30ft radius, ulien's natural fire resistance could handle the splashback
• obsidian flow: turn the ground into molten glass, fire damage + entangled, pointy and difficult terrain once it cools
• pyrotechnic eruption: just make a fucking volcano baybee

flavorful:

• Anywhere But Here: randomized planar teleport
• trade items: magically swap two items' locations

 

...okay I love curse of burning sleep the most

 

Voting Obsidian flow, gotta love me some CC plus damage

 

OBSIDIAN FLOW

 

Detonate or obsidian

 

obsidian flow is objectively coolest, but curse of burning sleep is objectively funniest

 

so I'm hearing a lot of obsidian :P volcano glass for volcano magpie it is

 

Anywhere but here is still pending DM approval anyway (homebrew setting makes planar spells Weird) but

 

my kingdom for a pair of shoes with arch support and slip-resistant soles
you'd think the two would go together but no

 

they're........... pixels...............
mirrors and wildclaws are obligate carnivores and you CANNOT change my mind

 

i.....my sibling recently asked me if i thought people got mad that botw has you kill and eat animals
and i thought “come on, getting legitimately upset that a video game character eats meat? it’s not a real animal, so who would care?”

how naive i was

 

my dude I've seen people get mad that someone renamed a hatchling after buying it
people are fuckin wild

 

aghgfjgkhl

when even pretend carnivores are too much...

 

also have you both been around for the recurring 'how dare you exalt my hatchling unnamed' parties?

 

what about insectivore dragons like fae. is eating animals ok if they're not cute mammals

 

or the fish eaters. poor ridgebacks...

 

better yet: "how dare you exalt my hatchling with a dumb name"
frankly I think it's hilarious that one of my dragons has a string of CHEESEBURGER in their children list but Some People......

 

the only Plants Only species.............. is Tundras...........
come to the dark side, dramarising anon, we've got floofs

 

Many years ago, Plague did a large Fury Road themed push and people got So Upset about the amounts of WITNESSMEs that got bought-exalted