Back on my bullshit

*bless* she looks stabby

 

the only mask I can craft so far covers the top half of the face instead of the bottom, but also

Spoiler: lorg

'swamp gremlin covered in the bones of her enemies' is the perfect Gess aesthetic

 

Spoiler: cats are predators

angel brought me a dead mouse this morning despite living a sedentary life in basically three rooms with no outdoor access for the last few years
and on the one hand, okay good at least one of our cats is a functional mouser and neither an absolute idiot nor an outdoor murder machine
(besides angel, one out of four cats actually hunts, and that one only does so outside)
but on the other

Spoiler: grandma you're fifteen slow down

(and on the third, more practical hand, goddammit where are they getting in this time)

 

tfw a meme blog you follow spontaneously turns into untagged Ace Discourse Central overnight
fuckity bye, asshole

 

>Dorian fic
>summary includes the phrase "better living through blood magic"
squints
did we...... play the same game...... with the same characters......

 

i sure fucking hope that's sarcasm

 

SO I JUST ACCIDENTALLY CAME OUT TO MOTHER
a surprising lack of guilt tripping/attention grabbing probably bc I called her on her initial "do I have to go cry myself to sleep because I don't have a daughter anymore" but a completely unsurprising lack of comprehension of gender experience, transitioning, or the existence and usage of singular they

(this post brought to you by Monday's happiness at being mistaken for a man turning into an inescapable in-car interrogation)

 

now I feel kinda bad that I'm not out to the parents I actually like but also I've been avoiding that bc How Do without memeing myself into incomprehensibility and also I don't want more questions

 

I am out to absolutely none of my older than me family even the ones that I know would be okay with it so sympathy

 

but hey the good part of her refusing to talk to him even when she really needs to means she probably won't out me ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ to him at least, waiting for the world's worst game of telephone with stepdad and his family

 

things I should not do: just yeet this picture into a group text

but also: What If I Did Tho

 

Y A L L
dramarising just got an angry christian anon I am LIVING and also dying

 

cw: Fundie Shit, creationism, homophobia

Spoiler: highlights from a several-paragraph post

one more time, with feeling:

dragons are okay but dinosaur dragons???? those are Right Out, yall, an absolutely vicious attack on Christianity

 

Agree, witnessed. That picture makes me feel emotions.

ETA: wrt the adrenaline pic

 

yall witnessing that dr post like I ain't laughin my ass off over here
never did I ever think I'd find fundies on flight fuckin rising, but Here We Are

 

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i am. i am fucking dying. this is the best thing i've read all day oh my god

one day FR will introduce a gay dragon pair in lore (prolly not for breeding) but like. i can see it happening and ohmygod

 

vulture culture is remembering this 3 weeks later and going "hey free jewelry bobs"

 

it's only 730 but. sleeby

 

I do not wish to go the work
I wish to level my tabletop characters

 

a level in rogue would be completely useless for a cha-based character but so so flavor