What are your fan fiction gripes?

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by OtherCat, Aug 27, 2016.

  1. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    although i would read a fic about secret camwhore hux in a hot second, don’t think i wouldn’t.
     
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  2. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    @GlassesBlu Yeah, that was what I was thinking. I was just wondering if it manifested that way in anyone else's stuff.
     
  3. turtleDove

    turtleDove Well-Known Member

    "In the future, we will have pubes that grow to look manscaped, because Genetic Engineering! In fantasy worlds, A Wizard Did It!"
     
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  4. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Now I'm remembering Ghastly's Ghastly Comic: "In the 1990s, the Japanese government's fear of pubic hair became so extreme they built a satellite which emitted radiation to remove the gene for pubic hair from our species."
     
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  5. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

    Obviously these fanfics are taking place in Porn Parody 'Verse.
     
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  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    It might just be his tendency to be possessed by the Ghost talking, but if you'd asked me to name a Star Wars character who would manscape under those circumstances, Hux would certainly be on the shortlist. But it wouldn't just be A Thing, it would be a rant about how that barbarian Ren doesn't understand the principles of Hygiene(TM) like he does. :::PPP
     
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  7. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i would accept this. i would accept it being an imperial-core-worlds-fancy-people culture thing that was being awkwardly imitated by first order officer class types, too. that would be kinda fitting honestly.

    what drives me up the wall is the assumption that everyone always has and always will cut their pubes. when in fact basically everyone except american millennials goes "they only grow to a certain length naturally, and nobody sees em but the person i'm bumping uglies with, uglies being the operative word, crotches just aren't a pretty place, why the hell would i put effort into styling my pubic hair???"

    was this an old man rant? probably yes. i dont take it back, though.
     
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  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Writers in their thirties failing to understand basic anatomy. No, you CAN still stick your tongue up someone's vagina if they still have a hymen, it doesn't cover the whole thing. How does this guy think periods work?
     
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  9. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    Iiiii’m just gonna guess he didn’t think about that at all.
     
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  10. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Honestly every time I see shit like that, I become lowkey convinced that the author is a cis guy who hasn’t been anywhere near a vagina since he was born.
     
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  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    The same guy also has repeated scenes of stuffing sugary food in the vag, so I'm inclined to agree.
     
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  12. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Well that made me wanna cross my legs, eugh. D:
     
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  13. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    A lovely description from das-sporking of an annoying trope:
     
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  14. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

    90% of writers for my otp characterise them in a way that doesn’t line up with my interpretation of them. I guess they’re going with a technically valid reading but they’re wrong.
     
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  15. LumiLapin

    LumiLapin Bad Bad Bun

    hey fanfic it would be real nice if you laid off on the "having your rapists baby will totally fix you!" shit
     
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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Holy shit, that sounds like nightmare fuel.
     
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  17. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I'm making an exhaustive taxonomy of answers to questions in fanfiction summaries. Anyone want to help contribute? :::PPP
     
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  18. LumiLapin

    LumiLapin Bad Bad Bun

    At the very least it wasn't a "rape is love" thing but it still ended up reading like pro-life propaganda....
     
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  19. vegacoyote

    vegacoyote dog metaphores and pedanticism

    Author, I know you’re writing wish-fulfillment with this time-travel kidfic, but I don’t think you get the extent of the issues this kid would be dealing with, even at 4, especially with superpowers.

    Once little Sakura managed to convince Gaara of the Desert that she for-seriously-real wanted to be friends, there would not have been a way to get her away from him that didn’t involve bloodshed.

    No, reasoning with him would not work. He has no reason to trust adults, no reason to trust anyone. All he would hear is the threat.

    And, yeah. I know. This poor fucking kid. But it takes more than “Aaaw, I’ll be your friend!” and “Hey, Gaara’s dad! Be nicer to your kid!” to resolve a situation involving such profound, ongoing abuse, and that’s in a society that doesn’t consider things like what Gaara is being put through to be good and right and normal.

    I mean, fuck. Even with a non-superpowered kid in a situation like that, I wouldn’t expect things to end without generous distribution of some seriously nasty bite-marks.
     
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  20. turtleDove

    turtleDove Well-Known Member

    Hell, convincing Naruto that you seriously-for-real want to be friends with him would've resulted in him being ride-or-die for you - he's already ride-or-die for his team when they're acting like they'd rather he drop dead!

    Considering how much Gaara doesn't trust anyone, if you managed to get through that barrier? Yeah, he's not gonna let anyone get between them. Ever. For any reason. And he'd lose it if someone tried to separate them (and take it as a betrayal if Sakura tried to leave).
     
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