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Codeless · Jul 19, 2019 at 7:48 AM

I mean. It´s TFP Megs, do you expect him to be anything but dumb?

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 7:49 AM

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I mean. It´s TFP Megs, do you expect him to be anything but dumb?
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look I held out some hope that dark energon poisoning caused at least half of that :p

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 7:58 AM

"How could I turn [the title of Prime] down?"
"Might have been better than accepting a burden you know you can't carry," Jazz says.
"I can carry it."
Jazz nods. "I believe you can. But not unless you stop grieving every soldier who is going to die in this war. You'll never survive that."
"Jazz." Optimus Prime turns on his friend, a fierce light on his face. His passion is awakening, his consciousness developing to encompass the enormity of his role. "I will grieve every Autobot and every innocent who dies. That is what separated me from Megatron."
"Only that?" Jazz asks.
Optimus Prime has no answer.
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jazz has the single brain cell in this book

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 8:02 AM

In this battle, Optimus Prime fights for the first time, kills for the first time, sees the deaths of friend and enemy on the battlefield for the first time. He is willing- too willing- to fight to the death. Only the influence of Jazz convinces him to make an intelligent retreat, saving his forces for later.
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JAZZ HAS THE SINGLE BRAIN CELL

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 8:08 AM

squints
there is. a sideswipe early on in the war
but rid sideswipe is explicitly a postwar baby

whomst

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 8:18 AM

With Starscream on unknown business at one or both of the in-orbit Moon Bases, Decepticon forces under the direction of Shockwave assumed control of Vos. Then, possibly as a way to curry favor with Megatron by demonstrating his absolute ruthlessness, Shockwave provoked both sides [of the Tarn-Vos rivalry] with a series of escalating minor attacks, for which he blamed resisting elements in either city. Finally he demanded that the elements of Air Command remaining in Vos destroy those districts of Tarn he blamed for sheltering the resistance.
I have seen a barrage of photon missiles only twice. The first annihilated half the surface area of Tarn, and with it any hope of an organized resistance[...]
At the same time a second barrage of photon missiles- of unknown origin, according to Shockwave- destroyed every trace of the Air Command and the city of Vos. With its destruction, the military commanders who had formed the basis of Starscream's power are gone, and Shockwave positions himself as second-in-command.
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Decepticon high command also starting as it means to go on

Loq · Jul 19, 2019

Early in the growth of the Decepticon movement, Praxus- with its progressive politics and its citizens' willingness to speak their minds- was a hotbed of pro-Decepticon agitation. Praxians were never a militant citizenry, however, and they were astonished and disappointed to see the self-aggrandizing turn Megatron's efforts soon took. By the time Megatron began to view Praxus as a target rather than a base of support, Praxians were ready to fight him.
It was this that turned the Battle of Praxus from an inevitable Decepticon rout to a war of attrition that ended in stalemate, with nothing left to fight over.
Everything that made Praxus a marvel of Cybertronian engineering is gone: the famous Assembly, where the great scientists presented their findings from laboratories in Crystal City and Nova Cronum; the Helix Gardens, eternally turning in the invisible magnetic winds, displays of genomic art and metalsoma showcasing the aesthetic brilliance of our Golden Age...
Gone. Burned away to nothing by the fury of ion cannon and explosive missile, fusion bomb and vibroblade.
How many thousands died at Praxus, only the Covenant knows.
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@IvyLB paging once more for poor Beacon

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 8:41 AM

apparently???? dark energon????? is unicron-spawned Sparks???????

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 8:50 AM

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apparently???? dark energon????? is unicron-spawned Sparks???????
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"Energon is an emanation of Primus, the way that Cybertron itself is what remains of the physical form of Primus. It is a different form of that essence which makes up you, and me, and every other living thing found on this planet[...]
But consider this as well: if energon is the emanation of Primus, what do you suppose the comparable emanation of Unicron might be? And what if some of it still exists?"
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Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 9:23 AM

@ me drop Domi into the rave for nonstabby monster fun after errands

IvyLB · Jul 19, 2019 at 10:15 AM

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hey
hey
in-universe quoting of the Covenant of Primus

@IvyLB paging local Unicron nerd
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eats..... this......

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@IvyLB paging once more for poor Beacon
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oh ym god i am very glad aligned just gives me more fodder for 'really beacon would have become a decepticon if his home didn't end up fucking turned into a shiny crater'

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 10:42 AM

between summer markup and the Philly explosion gas is back up to $2.90/gal and ugh
UGH

Loq · Jul 19, 2019

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and also deadass got him killed, because starscream, but yknow
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tell a lie, apparently screamer just kidnapped him and hid him first in kaon, now on a moonbase

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 11:23 AM

also Exodus keeps using "protoform" to mean "root mode" and it is FUCKING WEIRD

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 11:45 AM

aligned sentinel is much less...... Like That(TM) than idw sentinel, at least

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 11:54 AM

also A+++ rendition of titans' Oh Shit quotient, esp to be stuck inside one while it transforms

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 12:07 PM

jazz has lost the brain cell
I don't know whose turn it is with it but it's clearly not his anymore

IvyLB · Jul 19, 2019 at 12:41 PM

what did my boy do to get the braincell revoked

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 12:47 PM

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what did my boy do to get the braincell revoked
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I'm gonna paraphrase because dear fucking God optimus' narration rambles, but

overwhelming force of Dark Energon decepticons: appears
Optimus: four paragraphs of internal Megatron Why, ending up at 'we really can't win this 2-on-20, we should probably retreat'
Jazz, usually the strategist between them: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Optimus, who knows Jazz usually holds the brain cell: "Probably."
Jazz: leeroy jenkins himself directly at the decepticons, guns blazing

Loq · Jul 19, 2019 at 12:50 PM

"Are you asking me or Bumblebee? Because he can barely talk!"
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prowl don't treat my boy like that

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