clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

Spoiler: big

 

no one:
my garbage brain: emilie bottom

 

when the trailer drops i’ll be basically incapable of talking about anything else for at LEAST a week just fyi

 

Where’s that reaction image

 

This one?

 

Exactly

 

disenchantment season 2 on september 1st and then the su movie the very next day??? god i’m so hype!!!!

 

many thanks to @jacktrash for mentioning the granola-with-vanilla-yogurt thing in his thread, this is delicious

 

the danny devito crop top i got has somehow become the official uniform of they might be shitposting and i’m delighted

 

(this has also spawned a joke conspiracy theory that everyone in the group is one of my sockpuppets and i'm running an elaborate scheme to sell danny devito shirts. i feel i should go on record as saying this is false but it's probably funnier if i say i am.)

 

btw i cannot claim credit for the quote itself here, it's from last podcast on the left, but it's also absolutely something ame would say

actually i can imagine amethyst saying a lot of the shit henry zebrowski says

 

i want billy corgan and morrissey to get into a cage fight

battle of the asshole musicians who are unfortunately good at music go go go

 

thank god tmbg is good people tbh

 

no shade on people who like spiders but i gotta say that wolf spiders are unnecessarily creepy

 

john linnell’s terrible teeth make me happy bc i also have weird-ass teeth. we’re so valid

 

Spoiler: su movie trailer

JAM BUDS KISSU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

my top artists on spotify continue to be utterly unsurprising