rivals?

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by bushwah, Jul 19, 2019.

  1. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    I get that like, gentle supportiveness, is useful for lots of people, but I wanna try something different.

    Drink some water. I fucking dare you.

    (Thread for framing self-care/accomplishing goals as a competition. Mark unfun viciousness “flinch”; no kicking people when they’re down.)

    I’m currently procrastinating on sorting some receipts.
     
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  2. WolffyLuna

    WolffyLuna Active Member

    (Not necessarily relevant: I was taking a swig of water while reading just before I got up the "Drink some water. I fucking dare you" and had to avoid laughing while drinking because of the coincidence.)
     
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  3. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    Whoops :3 good on you for hydrating though!
     
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  4. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I double-dog dare you to sort those receipts!!
     
  5. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    I have the trash and recycling next to me and I’m sitting by the door sorting receipts AND junk mail, so there!

    What are you up to?

    (thank xD)
     
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  6. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    Well, one piece of mail turned out to be my undoing. It's not for me. It's for my neighbor, whose mail keeps going to me. Said piece of mail has been in a junk-mail pile for probably months at this point, and my neighbor doesn't seem to be home. I am now demoralized. My other rival, the errant postal worker, has won this round. I need to rest to get up my strength to try again.
     
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  7. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Procrastinating on dishes. :P
     
  8. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    well did you do them, or are you doing them? it's one or the other m8
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I DID THEM SO THERE >:D
     
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  10. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    *"bully kid in an 80s movie played by a child actor who will never be in another movie after this for reasons that are self-evident from the performance" voice* Betcha don't have the guts to prank your neighbor by sneaking up to their door and shoving the stray mail under it and running away before they catch you.
     
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  11. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    Oh you rascal, that was some good work you did! You gonna take some well-deserved rest, or see if you can hold onto that momentum?
     
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  12. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    (okay lol)

    Their door is hermeneutically sealed, yo. I'm gonna lay it down in FRONT of their door. So there.
     
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  13. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    I've done my rest and I'm gonna recycle more junk mail!
     
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  14. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    ’M hungry
     
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  15. Camber

    Camber Active Member

    ha! my dastardly plan unfolds! you'll NEVER find the sustenance you need to halt my machinations!
     
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  16. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    Too late, for I have already fed upon the blood of my enemies! I am unstoppable now. I cannot be stopped!

    (my enemies being peanuts, apparently)
     
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  17. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    I've been on top of the eating thing today. But now, I have a guest approaching, and I've got to be ready to entertain in style. Any pictures for me to outdo?

    (Pictures of gremlin lairs, on the one hand, or ultrarich social functions on the other, are greatly appreciated here. Fictional sources encouraged, particularly animated ones.

    ...by which I mean if you get me a relevant screencap from Ratatouille I will surrender this round with good grace.)
     
  18. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    My guest is here and I'm still in full gremlin mode. Then again, my guest is lying on my couch going on their phone, so... no stones thrown here. (This is said with utmost fondness to the aforementioned guest.)
     
  19. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I don’t have the Ratatouille screencap but DO YOU WANT YOUR LAIR TO STAY LIKE THIS??

    upload_2019-7-21_15-18-2.jpeg
    (...obviously don’t clean rn since your guest is already there, though)
     
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  20. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    @Acey

    PERFECT.

    You win the internet, good madam
     
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