I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

now i've actually downloaded vortex for mods not on the steam workshop, and found a mod to stop friendship decay, i should... play stardew valley some more probably. i haven't played it for like probably going on fuckin years. i got married and that was about my Goal lmao so i got a little bored after that
should i try and continue that file or make a new one... i am Not Good at these types of games so i'll be a failure either way but y'know

 

On my phone in the park

Master Arthur Fang says 'only a Sith deals in absolutes'

(No I'm not going to rotate him I can't be arsed)

 

master arthur fang is very wise indeed

 

i've decided that Master Arthur is leader of a splinter group of Jedi, cast out and never spoken of for the heinous crime of believing you should have a sense of humour about things

 

seriously were the writers of diamondpearl so determined not to have ash win the league that they had to casually introduce a guy who pulls legendaries out of his ass to beat him down?

i'm still pretty sure this Tobias fellow is actually Mewtwo dicking around

 

seriously, he beats everyone BUT ash using one (1) Darkrai, and when Ash finally succeeds in knocking out his darkrai he pulls out a latios and wipes the floor with him
this guy has to be mewtwo enjoying himself

 

that or he's actually the protagonist of the games

 

what if... what if it was both
the protag of the game is just mewtwo having a good time
i've never played a pokemon game or watched the show i just have vague knowledge from cultural osmosis

 

the wholegame series is just mewtwo's global adventure

 

considering:
i don't tend to transliterate accents (except the jaeger one, of course), but when a word is pronounced differently enough to need a different spelling, or is considerably shortened, i do. should i quit doing that? i literally do not know

 

other people: think about this, this and this to write believable and distinct characters
me, eating pens in the corner: hue hue gonna vomit words later

 

Feel is known. i like ur word vomit though.

 

frankly imo diction is an important characterization note and I will write accents (that I'm familiar enough with to be confident) til the day I die

 

Goals for pokewalk today:

Hit up at least one rocketstop: CHECK
Complete the first leg of the Rocket special research: check
Complete the second leg of the Rocket special research: 2/2 shadow pokemon caught, 2/3 Rocket members fought. i kept running into bastards too strong to defeat and then my phone ran out of battery
Get enough candy to evolve Ekans: check
Catch and evolve a shiny ekans: Check. His name is Pharaoh.
Get enough candy to evolve Koffing: check twice over
Catch and evolve a shiny Koffing: NO LUCK. So many koffing and not a shiny among them
Finally catch a Ditto for those two goddamn special researches I've had going for months: FUCKING CHECK. It was a research reward pokemon, even!
Run my phone down from 100% to 0% battery: not actually an intended goal, but completed in fine style nonetheless
Buy a card for loq and toothpaste for me while out: check
Get weirded out by environmental protest taking the form of protestors dressed in mourning and carrying a coffin through town: check. One of them very firmly showed me their sign about extinction. I guess I'm educated now

Might go out tomorrow if I'm awake enough and try my luck at those unchecked Rocket event goals.

 

bandwagons!

unless you specify i'll be answering these for whoever i feel like answering them for

 

any guilty pleasures?

 

Opinions on spicey food?

 

Favorite candy?

 

what's the one word they overuse?