Cursed images

Extremely NSFW:

Spoiler: WTF

I'm looking at throw pillows on Amazon and it recommended these (bottom left corner)

 

That reminds me of the time I found a butt plug with matching cufflinks

 

For the businessperson who enjoys plugging their... business

 

him

 

Me: Does this go in cursed images or things that make you go hmmm?
Bff: Cursed. It made me feel a lot of things but "hmmm" wasn't one of them.
Me: ...Blessed images?
Bff did not dignify that with a response.

 

Don't you have to cut up a coat hanger to make each one?

 

Why does a crab need a knife? And no, the crabs aren't sapient in any way, according to the review.

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

what the fuck? what the fuck? excuse me what the fuck??

 

Man, it must be an event when someone asks to see her ID.

 

is it waterproof?

 

Spoiler: NSFW

The first thing I thought of when I saw that was the Mean Girls quote about a “wideset vagina” because how, and ow.

 

Spoiler: Pick your poison:

or

 

That a gromit

 

ngl, lack of privacy aside, the height lover in me would love to recline in a bath while looking down from a great peak.

 

I think everyone who has ever lusted after an infinity pool would agree with you.